Daily 04
The Cup Final
This bloke was sat at the cup final with an empty seat next to him, another bloke came along and said, "Is anyone sat there?"
The first bloke says "Nah".
The second bloke then says, "What kind of idiot buys a ticket for the final and doesn't show up?"
The first bloke says, "That seat's mine, my wife recently passed away and we always watched the cup final together."
The second bloke says, "Oh, that's a shame, haven't you got any friends or relatives to come along with you?"
The first bloke says, "Nah, they're all at the funeral"
