Our Cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
In Harrods
As it is in Bloomingdales
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard
And lead us not into Natwest
And deliver us from Lloyds
For thine is the Bank of England,
the Morgan and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity
Amex.