Our computer, which art in the bedroom,
Hallowed be thy mainframe,
Thy modem on, thy chat will be done,
Online, in freeserve heaven,
Give us this day our daily E-mail,
And forgive us our downloads,
As we forgive those who download against us,
And lead us not to sex pages,
For thine is the hard-drive,
The Power PC and the internet,
Forever and ever,
Logged on.