1. You shall have no other God besides me.
(GODDESS pleeeze!!!.. otherwise sounds good so far).

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol.
(Unless u've been modelling clay whilst listening to 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Bro's, {hmm, brings back a ghostly memory}).

3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
(Have to ask, why would you want it anyway??)

4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
(In other words, chill out, relax, do nowt!!! Thats my kinda day!)

5. Honour your father and your mother.
(If you know who they are??)

6. You shall not commit murder.
(Except in circumstances of extreme rage, unhappiness, despair or just for the hell of it).

7. You shall not commit adultery.
(Except where it can't be helped due to insatiable lust).

8. You shall not steal.
(unless you need to improve your social standing, your out of weed, or you live in the South where alcohol prices are astronomically high).

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.
(Except where u've nicked the milk off of the doorstep because u've ran out, or any other misdemeanour you'd rather they didn't know about).

10. You shall not covet anything of your neighbours. (The exclusions here are inexhaustive, so I'll leave it to you to decide which apply).