What a shitter. We played awful, with a couple of notable exceptions of course... Joe, Bruce, Dwight and Bucky. I personally was dragging more ass than queen latifah. Worse than our performance, however, was the officiating. That old fart that was reffing the game must need some serious laser corrective surgery on those ceramic things in his eye sockets. Never have I seen a more lopsided game called than on this night. They were hacking and holding more than I could possibly make up. We need to remember next time we face these cheap shot artists that their goalie goes down like a dress on prom night and leaves more rebounds than anyone we've seen in a long time. Maybe we can bullshit ourselves and call it a good learning experience.
Name G A T PM Bucky Dent 1 1 2 0
Jeff Schools 0 0 0 0
Dirk Diggler 2 0 2 0
John DeGray 0 0 0 0
Hugh Hefner 0 0 0 0
Bruce Devlin 0 0 0 2
Dave Ayote 0 0 0 0
Joe Wilson 0 0 0 0
Brian Jennes 0 0 0 0
Dave Boudreau 0 0 0 0
Aaron LaPointe 0 0 0 4
Julian Lennon 0 0 0 0
Mike Booth (DNP) Dave Boudreau gave up 6 goals.