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The Witch Xander: People scoff at things like school spirit, but look at these girls giving their all like this!He notices Amber doing the splits between two chairs. Xander: Ooo, stretchy! Where was I? Willow: You were pretending that seeing scantily clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience. Xander: Who said I was pretending? Giles: But that's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of, of fiends and devils and, and ghouls to engage. Pardon me for finding the glass half full. Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away. Buffy: Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair. Joyce: This is Gidgit hair. Don't they teach you anything in history? Xander: Nah, I gotta be a man and ask her out. Y'know, I gotta stop giving her ID bracelets, uh, subtle innuendoes, taking Polaroids outside of her bedroom window late at night that last part is a joke to relieve the tension because here she comes. Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia? Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that? Xander: Alright, alright, it's not what you think. Willow: You like to look at the semi-nude engravings? Xander: Oh, well, uh, I-I guess it *is* what you think. Xander: We're right behind you, only... further back. Buffy: You're not like other boys at all. Xander: Well... Buffy: You are totally, and completely one of the girls! Amy: I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat. Buffy: Y'know, I hear that look's in for spring. |
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