“What are you doing in here? Coming to say hello? No, of course not, no one ever wants to say hello to me. No, that’s old Myrtle, let her stay in her toilet. We don’t need to say hello to her. But why not? Because she’s DEAD. She doesn’t care what we think, because she’s dead. Nevermind, leave me to stew in it. I shouldn’t care. But just because I’m not alive doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings! I just wish more people would stop in and say hi. So…thanks for coming by. Even though you’re the only one who would ever think to stop by and say hello.”
