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Well, hello there! I’m the sorting hat. I trust you know about me. I could sing a song for you if you like, I can—what? No? Okay. Nevermind then. You’re probably anxious to head off to your common room. Well, fill out this quiz, and I promise, I’ll let you know within a day. I know, I know, I’m supposed to shout it out immediately. But, really. I can be so much more accurate if I take the time to mull it over. If you fill it all out, I’ll send you an e-mail within a day that’ll tell you exactly which house you’re in and the password. A reminder: I have tried not to make my questions too transparant, but if you can see through them, please answer honestly. Slytherin is not a bad house, nor is Gryffindor the only acceptable one. The head and I would both beg you to be happy with whatever house you get. The Slytherins may be a trifle manipulative, but they don’t all enjoy putting people down. And not all of them are evil, just a trifle manipulative. I think they definitely deserve respect. As for the other houses, they are all great too. So please, don’t write me an essay on how perfect you are for Gryffindor because you did such and such and so and so. Be honest. The results will come out better…Without further Ado:
E-mail me here with the following:
Wizard’s Name:
E-Mail:
Part A: Write me 100-200 words (or so) about you (as a wizard). Some sample questions you could address are as follows. Are your parents magical? When did you find out about your magic? What do you think your favorite class will be? SOME WORDS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS ESSAY! These are as follows: brave, intelligent, cunning, loyal, hardworking, clever, crafty, daring, and please. I really don’t want to read anything with these words in them. On a conscious level, I try to disregard this. But subconsciously, I may decide that you belong in your least-preferred house instead. So don’t use them. Please.
Part B: Which house do you want? Why?
Part C: Which house do you NOT want? Why?
Now, Send it here, and she’ll consult with me at a better time. We’ll e-mail you back within 24 hours, unless there are extenuating circumstances.
Now, off you go to the Great Hall!
