"Mr. Collins knows nothing. You know nothing. You know something, doctor? You missed your calling. You should have been a member of the Diplomatic Corp. because you're a master of the evasive answer!" - Sam Evans to Julia Hoffman
"The night holds unseen dangers for every living soul." - Caretaker of Eagle Hill Cemetary Hear It
"You musn't go in there...This place is cursed. Anyone who enters it will anger the dead. The dead take terrible revenge." - Caretaker of Eagle Hill Cemetary
"Do you know what that means?...Happiness. Define that for me." - Jeremiah Collins to Joshua Collins
"We've talked only four or five times, and I have the strangest feeling that we've known each other some other time, some other place." - Jeremiah Collins to Victoria Winters
"My rest has been disturbed by you. You brought me back from the land of the dead and you must be punished...for disturbing the dead...You must learn what it is to live in the land of the dead and know no peace...You showed me no mercy; I will show you none." - Ghost of Jeremiah Collins to Angelique Collins
"Have you been partaking of spirits?" - Reverend Bland
"No wonder that Mr. Joshua Collins is not here. I'm not sure that I should be either." - Reverend Bland
"I wonder if you ever stop just once in all your lies and hypocricies and think what a waste it is to sell out your life, your one and only life, by trying to destroy everything you don't understand." - Peter Bradford to Reverend Trask
"I can offer you a permanent cure for your condition, one that will set you free forever." - Dr. Lang to Barnabus Collins
