"And now to bed, with dreams of lovely ladies jumping off cliffs and all sort of ancestral exercises." Hear It
"Well, I must say, it's a pleasant surprise to see you here at Collinwood. I thought you might have disowned the rest of the family by now." - to Barnabus Collins
"You're very quick to point out how odd and eccentric my cousin is. I think I would have reacted exactly as he did. The idea of two hysterical grown men tramping through a cellar looking for an empty coffin is macave."
Dr. Woodard: " I am a physician. Now I think I know the difference between a frightened person and a mentally disturbed person when I see them." Roger: "Of course you do, doctor. And I'm sure that you can recognize the difference between a cellar with a coffin and a cellar without a coffin."
"Next you'll be telling me you're turning Collinwood into a hotel. Why don't you do that, Liz? Why don't you hang a sign out front and let out all the rooms?"
Tony Peterson: "If I were you I would." Roger: "You aren't me." Tony: "No. For which fact I am grateful."
"From my reading, I understood the younger generation to be obsessed with love. He certainly didn't get that message." - about Anthony Peterson
"I saw her the other day from my window, out on the terrace, staring at the sunset with an expression on her face that almost frightened me...This expression on her face was blank, vacant, as though she were living in another world." - about Carolyn Stoddard
"I certainly envy the way he gets everybody to do everything for him. I wish I knew his secret." - about Barnabus Collins
"Carolyn is always attracted to insolent young men who want to damage the family name. It seems to be a pattern with her. It's probably some form of rebellion."
"I don't understand. If you have an imaginary friend, why not bring her along? He has no playmates in Boston. That would be the time I would think that he would need this figment of his imagination." - about David Collins
"Roger? What are you saying? Who the devil is Roger?...Miss Winters, when I brought you on here, I told you that there would be no such nonsense about names. You know perfectly well that I am Joshua Collins. Mr. Collins to you."
