You have transcended into the realm of great yet hidden wisdom. Please take the following scriptures of the sage known as Bazooka Joe to heart and carry it with your life travels.

Comic# 37 of 75

Bazooka Joe: Does your bird talk?
Friend: Yes! Keep saying "Polly want a cracker!"
Bazooka Joe: Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker?
Bird: Shaddap!

Fortune: Anger gets you into trouble, pride keeps you there.

Comic#26 of 75

Bazooka Joe: You must be getting famous, AJ!
Bazooka Joe: I heard you just finished a movie!
AJ: That's right!
AJ: I have to get it back to the video store by midnight! Fortune: If you itch for success keep scratching.

Comic#31 of 75

Friend1: AJ got a new dirt bike!
Friend2: Hey, that's cool!
Friend2: Most dudes have bikes made of metal!

Fortune: One who is prepared will be lucky.

Comic#29 of 75

Bazooka Joe: Mort scaled Mt. Topps to Meditate.
Bazooka Joe: Mort what have you been meditating about?
Mort: How to get off this mountain!

Fortune: Begin yesterday, tomorrow you'll be ready for today.

Comic#30 of 75

Mort: I got a tattoo on my arm! It says, "Mom!"
Bazooka Joe: Wow- Pretty slick! What's your mom say?
Mort: Nothing. She just has a picture of an anchor!

Fortune: Happy is one who eats not the yellow snow.

Comic#26 of 75

Bazooka Joe: Wow, did you cross a dog with a zebra?
Friend: No, this is a dalmatian!
Friend: I connected the dots!

Fortune: Do the best last, the worst first.





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