Yami Bakura, What do you plan on doing when (and if) you take over the world?

Yami Bakura: I plan on taking over the world very soon. When it happens I am planning on turning all these foolish mortals into my slaves.
Yugi: Can't we all get along?
Yami Bakura: Where's the fun in that?
Miake: Yeah, I kinda have to agree with Yami Bakura here...I mean if you've got the power, why not use it to torture others.
Joey: Because we're not that sick minded.
Yami Bakura: You know you'd awuire all the food in the world and eat it all making everyone go hungry.
Joey: Foooooood *drools*
Yami Bakura: I rest my case.

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dear yami bakura,

I LOVE U!!!!! UR THE BOMB MAN!!! U RULE AND UR DA CUTEST AND EVILEST BABY YEAH! i can just go on and on about how great u are... if i had to choose someone to take over the world it would be u!! *sigh* ur da best. but i do have one coment... why do u torture ur so very cute hikari? what has he ever done to u? hes so innocent and u just pick on him? but besides that u r perfect!!! thanxs for ur time!! ^_^ (i wish he was real)

Yami Bakura: I'm glad you would choose me to take over the world since it is going to happen in the near future.
Malik: I believe I am the one who will be taking over the world.
Pegasus: Wasn't I going to take over the world.
Yami Bakura: If you people don't leave MY letters section, I will make sure to trap your mortal souls in the shadow realm forever...
*everyone leaves*
Miake: Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the Millenium Ring this morning?
Yami Bakura: Everyone means you too. Now GO!
Miake: I'm gone.
Yami Bakura: Anyway, I torture Bakura because he's so pathetic. I'd kill him if I didn't need him as a host body.
Miake: That's mean.
Yami Bakura: I told you to leave.
Miake: I'm the webmistress. I don't have to *gives innocent smile*
Yami Bakura: Ignore her. I'm glad you think I'm perfect...finally a mortal who has a good head on her shoulders...unlike another person I know...
Miake: What person...I don't see a person...
Yami Bakura: Right, thank you for the nice letter, at least now I'll be in a good mood when I kill Miake *evil smile*
Miake: Heh heh...I'm dead.