Benny From Bangkok
(Parody of J-Lo's Jenny From The Block)

B. Cho, Yeah
Yeah, yo yo
We off to Bangkok this year,
Went from a ho to a slut this year,
Everybody mad at the socks that I wear
I know who I'm ho'ing and I know I'm a bum
You see that box over there? (My crib)
Yeah we at the bus stop near the fishing dock
Thats the dock where everybody fishes yo
With their hands G, you fresh
What's boney? Just us...
Make the honey, get the five cents, bring it home to 5 kids.


Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.
Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.


From sweat shops to the whip,
Those damn pricks make us work 8 to 6,
I stay nice and sound,
As my nickels roll in...
I feel like a dick, yeah homie
(Like a dick)
I even drink cola-coca
(I'm real)
That's just me Benny C.,
Nothing phony, don't mate on me
What you get is Thai drunkee...


Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.
Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.


My wife and I are quite the fit,
Rockin' our cottage,
We've learned so damn much,
From the Kama Sutra, and lovin' it
Can't tell people where i live,
A punch in the groin is what they give,
Put Buddha first and you will heal,
To me it's like a 5 course meal, YEAH!


Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.
Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.


Yo, yo
It takes hard work to make Keds,
Don't be fooled by my pot, it has limits,
You get back shit without a doubt,
Even if you're a boy scout,
You'll never sell your cookies out.
After a while you'll want to just end it,
Just keep it clean, with a gun and some other schmendrick,
Best thing to do is flee home,
But the bitches and the hos
Will stop you from goin' with their toes,
They'll do anything for a penny or a sock,
At the end of the day,
I'm still Benny and I ain't gay.


Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.
Don't be fooled by the socks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Benny from Bangkok,
Used to have a fiddle, now I have a cot
No matter where I go,
They know that I'm a bum.


WHOOOOOOOO