A blonde decided that since she had a little time on her hands, she could earn a few extra dollars doing some handy-man(woman?) kind of jobs in the neighborhood. She went to a neighbor's house and asked the man if there was anything she could do to earn some money.

The man said, "Sure, I'll give you $50 to paint my porch. The paint and brushes are right outside. I was going to do it today, but I'll let you do it." The blonde thanked him, and went off to paint the porch. The man proudly went to his wife and announced, "I just got that dizzy blonde down the street to paint my whole porch for $50! Wait until she finds out that it goes all the way around the house!"

About twenty minutes later the blonde returned, proudly announcing that she was done. "Impossible!" exclaimed the man. "No" said the blonde, "As a matter of fact, I had some extra paint, so I gave it two coats." And then the blonde added, "Oh, by the way, that's not a porch - it's a Ferrari."