Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his
tail. What will a goose do?
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water
long enough.
A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice.
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
A: George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment.
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!
A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee.
A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q: Do female frogs croak?
Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you
detect light?
Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be
at least how high?
Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married?
Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"?
Q: What are "Do It," "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"?
Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it?
Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?
Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it's sex?
Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
