10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

9. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

8. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

7. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

6. Young Son: "I heard that, in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Is it true, Dad?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

5. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

4. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

3. There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. But, by then it was too late."

2. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father said, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

And, The #1 Fact About Men And Women That You Might Not Know -

1. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're beautiful!