10. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.

9. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

8. Don't pull your dad's finger when he tells you to.

7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

6. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.

5. Never try to baptize a cat.

4. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

3. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

2. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

And, The #1 Words Of Wisdom We Can Learn From Kids-

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food!