I wake up every morning,
I wake up every day
Laughing at the hilarity
Wil and Adam – Triple J

I admire a gal called Justine,
Of the breakfast show, she is queen.
Though she is accident prone,
And her misfortunes well known
A fan of her I am quite keen.

Adam Spencer now known as “the Spence”
I have a love for you that is intense,
Though it’s not for your looks
(it’s more for your books)
‘Cause your maths knowledge is like a sixth sense.

Adam, you handsome sleek geek,
You’re an “integral” part of my week.
One plus one equals two
I think I love you
In your presence I’m only meek.

I’m in love with a comic called Wil
Of my love he does not know still
He is released every day
To the care of Triple J
With laughter, rooms he does fill.

Professor Wil I have a question for you,
If roses are red and violets are blue
I'm addicted to your voice
You're my guru of choice
Please say that you love me too.

Ode to my sticky chicken

I have a little chicken, who gets funnier every day,
I wake up every morning, to him on Triple J.

“The Glass House” he does host, along with Corinne and Dave
Quite often on the show, none of them behave.
Their comments cause some feedback, especially from those
Believing that Wil’s words, they strongly should oppose.

If ever you see him stand-up, and deliver comedy at you,
Check out his cool t-shirts – of which he has but few.
His varied piercings of the ear, are admired by me and more,
But of quantity I cannot be certain, I know of three not four.

I have a little chicken, he is so sticky to me,
And compared to my chicken, no stickier can there be.

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