The Perfect Story

Once upon a time, the perfect man and the perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, Perfect.

One snowy, stormy christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when the noticed someone up ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stoped to help. It was Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys! Not wanting to dissapoint children on the eve of christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon, they were driving alone and delivering toys.

Unfortunatly, the driving conditions got bad. The perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident. Only one of the three survived.

Who was the survivor?





Well, the perfect woman survived. She is the only one who really existed in the first place, 'cause everyone knows that there is no such think as Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.