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*A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was sooo awesome!" *Don't make me violate my parole! *Don't flatter yourself... I was looking at your Friend! *Sorry If I look impressed... cause I'm not! *It's called a breath mint. Get one. *Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot! *An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, forget the fruit! *I have a question for any and all who say that nothing is impossible. Have you slammed a revolving door yet? * I'm not being rude. You're just insignifigant. ~Psyche * Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. ~Psyche * I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. ~Psyche * Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. ~Psyche * No, my powers can be used only for good. ~Psyche * Who me? I just wander from room to room. ~Psyche * My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. ~Kyana * My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. ~Kyana * Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9 millimeter bullet. ~Kyana * There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organisation. If there are such things as angels, hope that they are organised along the lines of the Mafia. ~Kyana * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. ~Kyana * I beleive in the 'Big Bang Theory'. You see, God said 'Bang' and it was there! ~Psyche * M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hands. But no one said anything about your nose. ~Kyana * Last night I wished on a shooting star and today you didn't act like a fool. Talk about a coincidence, huh? ~Psyche * I'm here! Now whats your next wish? ~Kyana * Too many boys, too little time. ~Kyana * You broke my heart, I broke your nose. Its not an even trade, so let me break something else! ~Psyche * Do not mess with Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! ~Kyana * Beware, be afraid. The Dustbunnies are in hell, and there is... No... MUSTARD!!!! AHHH! ~Psyche * The voice in my head is more of a friend than you! ~Psyche * You wanna know the Truth? Are you sure? Well... Trees are just a lie to cover the truth. And the truth is.... THERE ARE NO TREES! ~Psyche * Contrary to popular belief, I'm really a cute little angel! ~Kyana * Elvis was my idol... until I learned he died on the toilet. ~Kyana * Being sexy is a hard job... but some one has to do it! ~Kyana * Dragons are wonderful creatures, when I'm not fighting them for my life! ~Psyche * Some say the world will end in fire, others say in ice... Well I say it'll be a bright light and a distant 'BANG' in the background! ~Psyche * I don't like people who lie, so that means that you have to stop calling yourself pretty. ~Psyche * I don't like you. And there's nothing you can do about it. ~Kyana * I'm short...... Everything goes over my head. ~Kyana * Your Wrong! I Win!!!!!!! ~Kyana * Time for a change........Go jump off a cliff! ~Kyana * Just give up! You won't win! ~Kyana * Evelotion is wrong. Want proof? Read the Bible! ~Psyche * If the grass is greener on the other side, are the roses prettier too? ~Psyche * Dragons are nice, when they're not hungry! ~Psyche * Don't turn your back on me! I'll hit you in the head with a can! ~Psyche * HOW RUDE!!! hmph! ~Kyana * I didn't catch that last rock... can you throw it at me again? ~Psyche * Over the river and through the woods....Over my head it goes. ~Kyana * I never told you that I didn't like you to your face, but I did start the rumor! ~Psyche * We're all gunna die, so whats the point of arguing with me? ~Psyche * It's so hard for me to be modest when I'm so damn perfect! ~Kyana |
