The story behind BWAH...
Once upon a time, there was a girl. This girl had a very unusual laugh. All throughout her childhood, her laugh was her trademark, as well as her twin sister's, who happened to have the same laugh! One day, this girl came upon a word that she enjoyed saying often. That word was BWAH. She can't remember exactly how she came upon this uncanny word, but no matter, she now had a new word to say. When she went to college, she met another girl. This new girl claimed that the girl stole BWAH from her, which of course was a lie. But they became friends, and the new girl said that the girl's laugh sounded like "bwuh". The new girl also thought that BWAH meant "being weird and hyper", however the girl knew that the new girl must just be on crack. Then, the girl decided that she liked BWAH enough to make a domain name out of it. Unfortunately, the stupid people who made her the domain name did not tell her that they worked for a retarded company. So, the girl is now in search of a better host site. Meanwhile, the girl decided that BWAH could stand for "Believe When All Hesitate", and since the domain bwah.com was taken, she chose whybwah.com, to stand for "Why Believe When All Hesitate?". This phrase meant a lot to her, because it represented standing up for what you believe in even if everyone else is against you. However, a different new girl that she meant thought it would be funny to defile BWAH by saying it meant "being wiccan and homosexual". This angered the girl, so she bitch-slapped the new new girl. Now on friendly terms, new new girl spends her time locked up in a mental hospital pretending that she is the captain of a pirate ship while growling like a dinosaur. The new girl still says "bwuh" whenever the girl laughs, but the girl knows that there will only be one true word, and that is "BWAH". The girl and the girl's twin now live in the Alps, where they enjoy a fine meal of eskimo pies every night, followed by intense glomping of the bishies that they tied- I mean, invited to their house.
THE END
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