Never under
estimate
the
little old Lady.....
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day.
carrying a
bag
of money.
She insisted that she must speak with the
president
of the
bank
to
open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
ushered
her
into
the president's office (the customer is always right!)
The bank president then asked her how much she would like
to
deposit.
She replied, "$165,000!"
and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his
desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by
all
this
cash,
so he asked her,
"Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so
much
cash
around.
"Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you
$25,000.00
that
your
balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president,
"That's a stupid bet. You can
never
win
that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my
bet?"
"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls
are
not
square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a
lot
of
money
involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM
as
a
witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet
and
spent
a
long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from
side
to
side, again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was
absolutely
no
way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old
lady
appeared
with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
the
lawyer
to
the
president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
president's
balls
are
square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady
asked
him
to
drop his pants so they could all see.
The president did. The
little
old
lady
peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel
them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of
money,
so I
guess
you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging
his
head
against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What
the
hell's
the
matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000.00 that at
10:00
AM
today,
I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
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