Random Thoughts

-How to kill a top heel's credibility in three easy steps:

1. Have him brag about being a ten-time World Heavyweight Champion.
2. Then, have him get dominated three PPV's in a row by the same damn guy.
3. Also make sure he beats nobody better than Hurricane in a five-month period.

-To all the so-called "smarts" out there, constantly whining about Triple H never "putting somebody over": FUCK. YOU.

-I feel sorry for JBL. If Batista ends up on Smackdown, he'll be the next top heel to get owned two or three months in a row. Oh wait, he already was, by Cena. I guess we're just flip-flopping now!

-Diva Search II: Same shit (i.e. decent bodies, no personalities, no brains), different year.

-Take the number of wrestlers being released periodically during the year, combine it with the number of worthless "Divas" being hired periodically during the year, and soon, WWE should have a 2:1 ratio of Divas to wrestlers.

-Most entertaining thing on Raw in the last five months? Matt Hardy's theme music being played at the Edge/Lita wedding. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

-Brock is practically on his hands and knees begging to come back. Aw, can't he afford to put gas in his plane anymore? *sniffle* Go ahead Vince, bring him back. Batista needs an opponent he actually can't walk all over, since ya know apparently Hunter isn't good enough (no, I won't get over it, eat shit).