Dumbass Quote of the Moment
This will change whenever I find new dumbass quotes.
"HHH has just jobbed on 3 successive PPV's, so what are the chances of him refusing to put Cena over properly, and thus destroying his momentum?"
Yep. You can't actually have so-called "smart" fans who actually give the man CREDIT for busting his ass to put somebody over (repeatedly)- all they do, continually, is bitch and bash. Ingrates. Oh, but if it was Kurt "The Pope" Angle, you'd see praise coming out the rectum I'm sure. *twirls finger*
"That was one of the most agonizing, excruciating and miserable time of my entire life. I enjoyed the fact that that you could get 40,000 people screaming and chanting your name, but having to listen to these morons backstage and live with them was not good." -Goldberg, on his WWE run.
This coming from a man who was pretty much handed the WWE Title on a silver platter and permitted to plow through most of the Raw roster. Which was one of the most "agonizing, excruciating and miserable times" of my life as a wrestling fan. Blow it out your ass, Bill.
"HHH FEARS DIVORCE" and "STEPHANIE FEARS HEYMAN".
Look, a Canadian smark that strokes his own ego (and probably other things) by holding up "insider" signs. My, how creative and witty. Ass-hat.
"I'm happy that he got fired from CNBC. That's fair punishment for an ignorant act. WWE should reprimand him severely. They should send him to the same diversity training they sent Big Show to after he called Funaki a "g-ke." This is the same thing they should have done to Mr. Stephanie McMahon after he scored with the dead woman and to Steve Austin after he stunned Stacy and Mae Young."
It must be a tad too hot where this brain surgeon lives. Comparing Bradshaw's unplanned display in the ring to STORYLINES written for Hunter (which he was against to begin with, obviously this guy doesn't know his shit) and Austin is just plain absurd. And, what is Torch readers' obsession with referring to Triple H now as "Mr. Stephanie McMahon"? Yeah, you're cool. Jackass.
On moving to Smackdown: ...There are a lot of younger wrestlers here who are trying to prove themselves --guys who work really hard. And that's good with me because I work harder than anyone in the company.
Yeah... it's really hard to work the same match over and over for years at a time. You suck, Rob.
It's been revealed that Shawn Michaels' "back injury" of 1998 was a work.
With Steve Austin pencilled-in to capture the WWF Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania XIV, it was enivitable that Michaels would soon be asking for the job (and title) back as soon as King Of The Ring or Summerslam.
Vince wanted to keep Michaels out of the title picture for quite some time in order to develop some new and fresh heels for Austin to feud with. With Michaels being the main heel at the time, he refused to work non-title scenarios with mid-card babyfaces.
With the rise of internet-rumours at the time, the only solution for Vince was to ask Michaels to go along with a worked back injury and to give him a huge cash pay-off to stay out of wrestling for a while.
Michaels was originally scheduled to resume his feud with Steve Austin just before Wrestlemania XV, leading to a rematch at said event. However, during the course of 1998 no one could have anticipated just how popular stars such as The Rock, Mankind and HHH would become.
It was therefore decided to prolong Michaels' absense. Instead, super-hot heel The Rock was placed into the title picture for Wrestlemania XV instead of Michaels.
Eventually, with Russo booking crazy and huge rating-pulling storylines with new and fresh stars, there was just no more wrestling storylines for Michaels to fit in, so he was brought back for various TV appearances as a "Commissioner" instead.
A Wrestlemania X-Seven appearance was planned with Michaels scheduled to return to the ring at Backlash 2001. This time however, Michaels' own behaviour and mental state prevented this and the angle was cancelled. He finally returned to the ring in the summer of 2002 and has continued to work a full-time schedule.
"...they were stupid to take the belt off of me."
"John Cena can pick for me anyday for getting Triple H off Raw, but in retaliation, Trips will steal his U.S. Title."
6-06-05
Well lookie here... another dumbass quote from none other than His Royal Asshatness himself, Bill Goldberg! (Credit: Rajah.com)
1-18-05
Holy shit! It's the first DQOTM since JUNE. O_O As you can tell, I haven't been spending a lot of time searching for them over the past few months. But thankfully, sometimes, they just reveal themselves... such as with these two signs from Raw (held up by the same moron):
6-10-04
Yet more proof that loyal Torch readers are the equivalents of your average garden slug on the evolutionary scale... the following quote came in response to Bradshaw's recent Nazi salute in Germany:
6-03-04
Another ingenius quote from that braintrust, Rob Van Dam, from an interview with the Ottawa Sun (thanks to Mel for sending this to me, heh):
5-16-04
This little "tidbit" about Shawn was posted on some wrestling site by some complete dipshit. I don't know who wrote it, but they are not only a sorry excuse for a wrestling fan but also just plain stupid.
4-09-04
A tiny excerpt from Bill Goldberg, in a chat on his official site:
3-22-04
Typical Torch idiocy. Thank god I let my subscription expire... I actually have free will to form my opinions again, and I know longer feel like an imbecile.
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