CV Hand-Puppet Summary Part 12: 230 Pages of Pure, Unadulterated ANGST! ~*~ Thanks to the people at http://www.kekkai.org/voices/HPT/puppet.html who concocted the whole hand puppet thing ^_^. PLEASE NOTE: The following summary contains a humorous treatment of a RAPE. Yeah, you heard right. We MAKE FUN of our own deadly serious YOUJI-RAPING just like me MAKE FUN of EVERYTHING ELSE in CV. And for all of you who just went "WAH! You spoilered meeeeeeee!" we'd like to take this time to remind you that you shouldn't be reading these unless you've already completed the accompanying parts of the story. As for the other 99% of you who think turning a sexual assault into a burlesque is an unconscionable act, because topics like that, and incest, and orgies and fetishes and all that other sexual moor stuff just HAS to be treated seriously... where have you BEEN for the last 1000 pages? Because if it's Aruba, we'd like to talk to your travel agent: we could use a vacation. ~*~ Ok, opening scene: three days have passed since Youji discovered Omi and Yuuji were getting' it on. At the start of day number four, Omi and Yuuji are... Hand-puppet fangirls: Quietly getting it on? No, actually they're quietly working in the shop, when all of a sudden... Hand-puppet Letter from Ran and Ken: POOF! Here I am, to fuck up your good moods. Hand-puppet Omi and Hand-puppet Yuuji: Aww ;_;. Actually, they're both saddened and elated to have heard from their absentee teammates. Hand-puppet Omi: But after what happens in this part though, I bet we're going to hate them. Hand-puppet Naru: Ooh! Is it juicy? 'cause as a late-entering character, I'd like to get a little action going here and I... Oh, go back to spying on everyone from the top of the building across the street. Hand-puppet Mitsuki: But he's watching me watching them half the time! Does that mean he's doing a shitty job? Hand-puppet Youji: *slips into Hanano after Manx enters* Hand-puppet Naru: Of course not. Hand-puppet Youji: I did dye my hair after all and... OI! Stop GROPING MY BOY! Hand-puppet Yuuji: Hey, that's my jaw there! I need it to go down on Omi! Hand-puppet Omi: *is indifferent* Hand-puppet Mitsuki: *is up to something... for a change* Anyway, seems Weiss has been given a mission which involves tracking down a bunch of people jacking "innocent" teenagers from Tokyo clubs. This time, they have few leads, just bait. Hand-puppet Omi: <--------- Bait But first, a little FF7 inspired naughtiness. Hand-puppet Youji: COULD YOU PA-LEEZE keep it down in there!? Hand-puppet Omi and Hand-puppet Yuuji: Nah. And what are our friend's the Crashers up too? Well, they're recruiting some spying-related help considering how often SOMEBODY flubs up. Hand-puppet Naru: #^_^#;;;;; They go to see Reiichi! The eccentric fourth member of their team. He lives in translucent house filled with Cinderella memorabilia and lots of cat hair. Hand-puppet Reiichi: But I make such a charming princess, don't I? Being chubby and all <3 <3 <3. Seriously, check the screencaps from the end of Gluhen- he's adorable. Well, his teammates tell him what's up and he agrees to help them. Is it because he too has a thing for Yuuji? Is it because he, unlike some people... Hand-puppet Ran and Hand-puppet Ken: #^_^#;;;;; ...actually possesses a shred of loyalty? Or is it because... Hand-puppet Reiichi: I wanna go to the beach and make you wear embarassing swim-trunks! Hand-puppet Naru: YAY! Hand-puppet Masato: AWW MAN! But, they do go, and while Reiichi is sunning and minding the Chartreuse everyone demanded he bring... Hand-puppet Reiichi: They're charming, but they're spoiled little problem drinkers, yes they are *cheek pinches*. ...Naru and Masato... Hand-puppet Naru and Hand-puppet Masato: *SMOOCH* Hand-puppet Naru: I love stubble <3. Hand-puppet Masato: I... umm... I don't know what I love. Hand-puppet Reiichi: Well, it shouldn't be Naru. And if that didn't get you your fill of cryptic goodness, Youji finds himself with... a guest! It turns out to be his old girlfriend Megaera: a sweet, charming, distinctly shy woman. Hand-puppet Magaera: With a nasty surprise! Youji, this is your son. Hand-puppet Seishirou: *looks adorable, and yet heart-wrenchingly sad* Hand-puppet Youji: Great, this is just what I need. Child support. Hand-puppet Megaera: Who said anything about that? *flee* In other words, Youji now finds himself the caretaker of a very unusual four-year old little boy. Hand-puppet Omi: *WELL-CONCEALED JEALOUSY* Hand-puppet Seishirou: Not only am I poorly socialized and starved for love, I happen to be a telepath. Hand-puppet Youji: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Hand-puppet Seishirou: *sobs while wearing one of Asuka's old shirts* Hand-puppet Youji: Aww ;_;. Hand-puppet Fangirls: Aww ;_; Hand-puppet Omi: I'm dressed like a fucking whore! Hand-puppet Fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yes! He and Yuuji go off to a club in search of a notorious drug dealer! Who they find, and are just about to buy some high-quality weed from when... Hand-puppet Hajime: I think I'll just tie you up and have kinky sex with you on your desk, kay, Ken-san? Hand-puppet Omi: <------ Ken-san. Well, first Magaera and Mitsuki have to go out with... Hand-puppet Hiro: OOOH! Aren't you two sexy and groping each other a lot. Hand-puppet Magaera: #^_^# Hand-puppet Mitsuki: Youji's gay. Hand-puppet Hiro: OOOH! *_* I can do bad stuff to him with that. Hand-puppet Shigure: That kid Haj-san picked up is gonna be gettin' screwed silly about now. Hand-puppet Naru: WAH! I can't let that happen to Omi! I can't let Yuuji's lover get ass-raped! Two sodomy scenes in one part! That just won't do!Here's all my money. Take it, repeat what you just said within earshot of that guy, and OH! I'm going to run out into the rain and ANGST. Hand-puppet Yuuji: Well, I'm going to save Omi in a very violent way, only to discover he's acting more fucked-up than usual. That OK with everyone? And then I'll have some UST with him on the way home while he's leaning naked against my back and... Hand-puppet Omi: Can you stop having UST for five seconds and listen to me!? Hand-puppet Yuuji: Umm... OK. Hand-puppet Omi: I want some milk! Hand-puppet Yuuji: O_O;;;;;. Meanwhile, not too far across Tokyo... Hand-puppet Naru: Masato, I'm cold. Hand-puppet Masato: Shit! Get in here and let me warm you up! Hand-puppet Naru: Does that include UST? Hand-puppet Masato: Well, maybe a little. You know, I wish you'd have what with me instead of Yuuji. Hand-puppet Naru: ;_; I wants to drink myself into a puddle of gelatinous goo and quote Petrach at you. Hand-puppet Masato: That's... too weird for me. Night. Hand-puppet Naru: But I fall asleep on your doorstep sober and looking all cute! Hand-puppet Masato: Oooh *_*. Thusly, Naru and Masato decide to make like the two lovers of Seraphita and become an item. This with lots of awkward kissing and fondling andjerking off and... Hand-puppet Naru: I tell you I'm into bondage. Is this true? You'll have to keep reading to find out! Next morning! Masato gets a phone call. It's not from Reiichi. Hand-puppet Naru: ^_^;;;;; He forgot! He needs to go to his daughter's school play. Hand-puppet Youji: Oh, so I'm not the only person here with illegitimate offspring. Oddly enough, no. So they go. Hand-puppet Chinatus: Daddy! Where did you find Naru-hana? *love* *bracelet ogling*. Hand-puppet Naru: *love* So, after a lot of Masato X Naru gropage and a play of Peter Pan in which Chinatsu plays Peter, everyone goes out for cake! Hand-puppet Youji: Nah-ah, come the evening, I get to go out and be bait while those two jokers go out to some place to get skanky and forget all about me! Hand-puppet Seishirou: And I miss you! Hand-puppet Reiichi: And I record snippets of your rape thanks to your transmitter going on and off and my neato spy-gear. Hand-puppet Youji: What rape? O_O Hand-puppet Hiro: The one I'm staging. I brought some of my VERY SPECIAL friends to help me <3. First, I whip you with my belt. Hand-puppet Teru: Then I force you to perform oral sex on me. Hand-puppet Joshua: Then I make you jerk off while I cut you once for every minute it takes you to come. Poor you, you take 121 seconds. Hand-puppet Pachinko: And I make you lick somebody else's spooge outta my ass! Hand-puppet Youji's Assailants: *back slowly away from Pachinko* Hand-puppet Pachinko: What? What'd I do? Hand-puppet Hiro: THEN I rape you <3. Hand-puppet Youji: Can I umm... take a rain check? Hand-puppet Youji' Assailants: *shake their heads* Hand-puppet Youji: Well, bugger! Hand-puppet Hiro: Yeah, that would be the idea. And what are Youji and Omi doing while THIS is going on? Hand-puppet Omi: WHEEEEEEE! Party down. They go dancing at an exclusive club called "Silver". It has specialty back rooms for different kinks, like... shota. Hand-puppet Shota Room Boys: *love Omi* Hand-puppet Omi: *LOVE* Hand-puppet Yuuji: O_O Hand-puppet Miki: <------ Stoned Guide Type Person *gropes Yuuji* Hand-puppet Shota Room Boys: Nagi used to work here. Hand-puppet Omi: Really now. While they're in the shota room, a mysterious woman comes in and borrows one of the boys, who is dressed up like a Kappa. Because there's a long description of her, we know she isn't incidental, and, in fact, when Omi and Yuuji show up and ask for admittance to one of the group rooms, she shows up and introduces herself as... Hand-puppet Creiddylad: I'm not a drag queen, I'm... a hostess. Hand-puppet Miki: Does she sound like she's hiding something or what? Hand-puppet Omi and Hand-puppet Yuuji: We don't care! We're horny! So, they go into said room and end up with the Kappa, and a dom who calls himself Aburatsubo and seems to think it's amusing to call Omi God while he chains Yuuji to the wall and runs a vibrator in his bum. Hand-puppet Aburatsubo: <3. Oh, have you met my friend Constantine Rivolta? Hand-puppet Omi: HEY! Watch it, I have stitches in my ass! Hand-puppet Rivolta: Oops! Sorry about that. I usually fuck peoplewithout introducing myself. And drink wine out of them. Is that peachy with you? Hand-puppet Omi: Sure! Hand-puppet Feng: I'm Rivolta's... hostess. I'm gonna go get drunkwith Creiddylad while you have a good time. Which would all be fine and dandy except... Rivolta is wearing Sugihara's ring. Hand-puppet Yuuji: T_T This does not please me. YOU BASTARD! Hand-puppet Aburatsubo: Well, maybe if the kappa half-raped you you'd feel better? Hand-puppet Yuuji: Eh, not really. Hand-puppet Feng: We found pointy things in your locker! This means 1) I can't get drunk 2) you have to tussle with Creddy here. Hand-puppet Yuuji: How hard could it be? She's only armed with abusted sherry bottle. *****Five Minutes Later***** Hand-puppet Yuuji: OH GOD! THE PAIN! Hand-puppet Creiddylad: Did I mention I was psychometric and capable of flinging emotions carried by everyday objects at people? Hand-puppet Yuuji: No! Why that's fascinating and... Not Sugihara's ring! *BANG* Hand-puppet Yuuji: Ouchie. Hand-puppet Creiddylad: I think I'll help myself to one of each of your earrings. Oops, no time to unfasten Omi's *rip*. Bai now! Hand-puppet Omi: And THIS is how you leave me? Lying naked and cum-splattered on the floor with a gouged-out ear and an emotionally unstable lover? Pretty much. Hand-puppet Omi: You suck big time! Well, you do make it out the door. Hand-puppet Omi: Oh, that's reassuring. Really. Bitches! End CV Hand-puppet Summary 12.