Mr Conyers: Rastafarian Terrorist?
This may come as a shock to some of you, but then again some of you may be just as stoned as Mr. Conyers. If you've never suspected
that mr conyers was a Rastafarian Terrorist, then you should probably kill yourself, or at least stay under your
Eddie Bauer signature Rock you've got yourself there.
Considering the not only does Mr. Conyers not walk straight, but he always forgets what hes going to say. As well as the fact that he used to be a Chemistry
teacher, and now he can't subtract. Exhibit "A".
Mr. Conyers: Today we have a 2 hour early dismissal, so we will be getting out at......
Student: 1:05!
Mr. Conyers: Uhhh....yes, 1:05, now students i hope you do an exemplarary job today and wear your ID's!
I know you're going well thats not good enough proof that he's a rastafarian terrorist, but if he's not then how do you explain all of his fire drills. In the 5+ minutes we spend
outside, Mr. Conyers sits in his office smoking Mary Jane, and drawing up terrorist schemes. This picture was taken of Mr.
Conyers during last months Fire Drill:
Look at him there....in that frame smiling because he's high as hell. As well as numerous other sightings, Mr. Conyers is known as the 22nd terrorist, but since he was jamaican he was too lazy
to ever make it to the airport, let alone his car, as a matter of fact, he has been so high since 9-11, he still thinks it was a pipe dream. Good old Mr. Conyers though, if he wouldn't have been
high when he was talking to the board of Ed we would have had to take that reading test like 5 times.
This Weeks Updates
-George Arnold is no longer wanking publicly, he now has bigger fish to fry, such as not getting his stuff
put down my pants; Shock Tarts, Agenda, etc.
-Danny Dickmans surgery was a success, he is now a full blow woman.
-Also I recently killed a dog, and if you read the other article you'd get that, and as a matter of fact a dog was killed as
I wrote this article.
