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Man Loses Penis in Act of Beastiality

Breaking News. RLWF Productions has discovered an incredibly disturbing story out of West Virginia. According to the little information we have, it is believe that the ironically named John Danny Dickman is now more like John Danny Dickless. To explain this we go to well known Peta member Homo McFag:
"Can you hear me Mr. McFag?"
"Yes i can."
"Can you tell us what happened?"
"Yes, well according to my source, Mr. Dickman attempted to jump a fence at a local dairy farm. While straddling the fence he was "reamed" by a sharp spike in the fence. After entering the pasture Dickman went in search of a suitable victim. The video cameras caught Dickman run up to what he thought was a cow, and begin to rape it vigorously. when the farmer saw this he yelled ,"You jackass, thats a fake cow!". After hearing this Dickman proceeded to hump the cow continuously. After about 5 minutes the farmer had had enough and turned on the "mechanical" cow. What Dickman did not know was that that particular mechanical cow was actually a castration device. Hidden inside the bull was what experts call a "Castrator". A few seconds after being turned on, Dickman screamed as blood oozed from his groin area. Back to you Mr. Fish!"
"Thank you for that you sick, sick Fag!" From what I am being told devices like these were used inside the cow:

After the incident Dickman was sentenced to 4 years of probation, and was not allowed within 200 feet of any dairy farm. At most farms today devices known as "Anti-Dickless" devices are being used to prevent anyone from losing their penises in artificial cows. The devices actually, castrate you before you can come within 10 feet of the mechanical cow. According to the owner of the farm Dickman visited, "Cock blood is very hard to get out of cow hair!".

We hope that Mr. Dickman has learned from his mistake, and will never attempt to harm another animal in that way. Apparently however it would be impossible for him to do so considering his penis was recently found in a plastic bag near the farm. Mr. Dickman, under pressure from his doctors underwent a sex change operation, to become a woman, much like the operation had by one Michael Jackson.

In a related story the editor of this story, Robin Fish, is unable to get an erection without killing a dog. Thats right, i made fun of myself. Its just something about that fresh dog blood that gets me going!

Additionally George Arnold is now undergoing PM(Public Masturbation) Deprivation classes after having an intervention at his local supermarket, when the butcher nearly sliced his penis in to fine pieces After catching Arnold Publicly Masturbating.