According to a very reliable source it has come to RLWF productions that a 15 year old male in the 10th grade, named George Arnold is a incredibly deranged man. Mr. Arnold has been witnessed wanking in Engineering Class. It would seem that he has some sick engineering fettish which he uses for sexual pleasure. We have also learned that his PB(public masturbation) does not stop there. He has also been observed publicly wanking in places such as the gym locker room, lunch, as well as several other places around the school. My source, who did not want to give his name says that he knows George, and has helped him in his wanking efforts. Arnold was arrested this past week on PB charges whic could put him away for almost a year. Our video cameras were not allowed in, however we did recieve this mugshot from the local police department:

We understand that Mr. Arnold has recently hired the same lawyer that Micheal Jackson hired for his child molestation charges. Geragos said today that "He will do everythnig to prevent Mr. Arnold from masturbating during his televised trial". According to CBS, who will televise the court precedings, say they will have a 30 second delay, to edit out any masturbation that may take place. When our reporters asked if CBS thought that 30 seconds was enough time CBS officials said bluntly, "We are sure Georges masturbation will not be televised, besides our cameras are not set up for magnification purposes".

  We at RLWF productions believe that CBS is just lying to us again, like they did about Janet Jackson's mishap. In any event, as long as tweezers and magnifying glasses are not allowed in the courtroom, George will be unable to act out his incredibly sick, twisted, and utterly deplorable activities.