Signs You're a Crazy Art Person...

• Your parents can't find the walls of their house because they are covered with your paintings
• Mr. Field is your favorite teacher
• The smell of paint sends you into lala land
• You eat paint
• A strange buzzing sound starts in your ear when you haven't done anything artsy in awhile
• People don't recognize you without charcoal smudges on your face
• When Teddy ate your mashed potatoes, school security told you to, "Put the ebony pencil down!" because you were about to stab him with it, Buffy-style.

If you have two or more of these signs, ::insert crazy French laugh here:: beware! You might just be a crazy art person! I might just have to scarf you!! Or glove you!!! You can run, but the exclamation points will follow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I fart in your general direction" -the french guy from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

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