Ah, The Lord of the Rings. Amazing books, amazing movies. This is a little quiz for my guy friends who like LOTR. Which character would you be most like? I didn't include Merry or Boromir 'cos I couldn't think of good enough answers for them, but if you would really like to see them in here feel free to give me your suggestions. All of the other guys from the Fellowship are included though, along with one other character. Simply answer the questions and add up how many A's, B's, C's, D's, E's, F's, G's, and H's you get.
1. In battle you:
a) get injured and scare your friends half to death. You're too important to die!
b) look out for your best buddy.
c) get in the way and frusterate your friends.
d) try to beat up that stupid, fat hobbit.
e) protect the little people with your mighty sword.
f) go into a rage and utter battle cries.
g) set loose the arrows of death.
h) attack the darkness with your magic missile..
2. To relax, you:
a) write stories.
b) garden.
c) make practical jokes.
d) eat raw fish.
e) think about your girlfriend.
f) eat.
g) take a walk.
h) visit the Shire and disturb the peace.
3. One thing you do that pisses people off is:
a) put on something you're not supposed to and act delusional.
b) call your best friend "Master".
c) awaken the Balrog.
d) try to kill the hobbitses.
e) make Eowyn think she has a chance.
f) suggest going to Moria for the hundredth time.
g) show off by walking on top of snow.
h) forget the password to an important door.
4. It sucks for you that:
a) you have to shoulder so many responsibilities.
b) you're always the side kick.
c) you're always getting pushed around by those bigger than you.
d) you have to pretend to be pleasant to get what you want.
e) your true love is so far away.
f) Moria wasn't such a great idea after all.
g) all the chicks who are obsessed with you are watching the movie or reading the book, not in them.
h) everyone expects you to have all the answers.
5. You're well-liked for your:
a) determination and perseverance.
b) loyalty.
c) cheerful attitude.
d) ability to sneak into places.
e) leadership.
f) dry sense of humor and fighting ability.
g) good looks.
h) magic missile.
6. In love, you:
a) have a soft spot for the one who trims your hedges, though you'd never admit it.
b) pine over your repressed friend. That tease!
c) are busy lighting a firecracker in the wedding cake.
d) are the type who only cares about obtaining a certain ring.
e) choose a girl who ages well.
f) love? You're not even sure if women exist in your race.
g) are the designated pretty boy.
h) ::grumble:: the "charm person" spell has lost its effect.
7. You're lucky:
a) that your friends stick by you.
b) you didn't drown in the river.
c) you haven't been killed by orcs, Ents, or wizards yet.
d) with your other personality you always have someone to talk to.
e) you have a patient girlfriend.
f) your friend doesn't know who smashed his arrows.
g) your acrobatic skills keep you from getting crushed by cave trolls and oliphants.
h) you have stain removal for the white robe you insist on wearing.
8. Your greatest wish is to:
a get this over with and return home.
b) get rid of the competition... die, Slinker and Stinker!
c) prove that you are useful in some way.
d) get that ring!
e) be heroic with your girl by your side.
f) live with the elves.
g) frolic in the forest.
h) continue to give ambiguous advice.
9. What would you do if you were handed the ring?:
a) sigh, hallucinate, and hang it around your neck, just like any other day.
b) worry about how you'll piss off your friend if you take it.
c) say "oops" when you accidentally drop it in the ocean.
d) jump up and down with glee until you get pushed into the abyss.
e) solemnly hand it back.
f) hold it in front of the elf and laugh. Then go ballistic when he plucks it from your fingers.
g) hold it in front of the dwarf and laugh at him jumping up to get it.
h) shove it back and whisper urgently, "Keep it secret! Keep it safe!"
That's it! Add up your answers:
Mostly A's
Mostly B's
Mostly C's
Mostly D's
Mostly E's
Mostly F's
Mostly G's
Mostly H's
