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hung on an X--stink e. guyy--chose--wasted mind
good timing hoshizaki sikfuk-- 3 kord song--times running out--
albino song-- why are you so stupid you litle ewok?--who put piss in my apple juice?--american "dream"--merry pranksters
fuck molly ringwald --go home--a sappy love song that dosent mean dick -- times fast-- technological advances
WRITING YOUR NAME
the night, came quicker than i thought
my only worry was getting it caught
the air was cool, the wind was right
not a soul was standing anywhere in sight.
thru the door and down the steps
time to release all i have kept
ive reached the point where i want to be,
where i can unzip and freely pee.
CHORUS*pissing outside is my favorite joy
dont rape my right of being a boy
pissing insides just not the same,
because i cant write your name
i pull it out and let it go
i held it in school and thru the show
6 dr peppers 14 beers,
now im breaking into tears
its been 10 minutes now,
and im still on the move
ive wrote your lovely name and didnt drip any on my shoes.
CROSSROADS
looking on in quadruple vision
how have i been in the life that i was living
thinking you're a good freind
0ne that will be there in the end
my trust you neglected
the cocks that you erected
the ways you subjected me to your last hope
the lessons i have learned
and the bridges you have burned
my vision is you, and its black and blue
CHORUS-TYPE THING*and as for you i have befreinded
or then you had me pretending
the welcome that i had lended
you took it all for granted
if only i wouldve opened my eyes
and let a little light shine thru
then you wouldnt find me in this bind
times like this i wanna run and hide
your time is filled with life lessons
but each time i come up guessin
SPACE CADET
all along the astral plane
i wonder whats inside that brain
the lame, lamenting,, and ever bending
sideways crossing to the universal ending
i sit in awe of this painful sight
all because of that stillborne knight
now i wonder what of this ill make
could this be my ending fate?
freefalling rocks of your so-called hate
you try to dodge them, a little too late
with all the anger and morbid sadness
your people wait, for thier manifest bliss
i walk around with expectation in my room
known as dry masturbation
labelling people that i call dark,
kinda like taking that walk in the park
to see your mausoleum of awful greivences
compared to the skulls on your white picket fences
look before you leap, both ways to enter the street
forgotten dreams or so it seems
all the gaping mouths do only scream
clock winds down and the end is near,
the slow beating of your heart is all i hear.
YOU LOST THE WAR
i see your flags theyre all around
in the sky on the wall and on the ground
how can you feel this way im not so sure
but hopefully soon well find a cure
you think your flag is something ideal
well the sight of it just makes me ill
to me your flag it looks like trash,
take it in your hand and stick it up your ass
CHORUS*you act so proud to wave your flag
to me its just a racist rag
open your eyes say nothing more
find out that youve lost the war..1...2...3..4...5...6...7..8!
i see the bigots in the town as i walk
they taught their kids to draw swaztikas in chalk
forced half the country to run and hide
watch from the windows while safely inside
they say its thier right and its god will
well you and your god can burn in hell
ask why i care, if your not bothering me
well your fucking with my freinds and thats part of my family.
HUNG ON AN X
the post was cracked it was shitty wood
everyone saw just as much as they could
he was kinda fat, but not really ok
when the cross fell over, a big hooray
"thats fucked up" one man said
"i bet you that hurt, i wonder is he dead"
not at all as the X bound whimpered
the cross had just mistakenly splintered.
do we call it a cross or an X?
is it a sign or a hex?
i dont know either one will do
fuck that guy and fuck you too
CHROUS*hung on an x cuz the cross fell down
to the ground to the
ground, the cross fell down
STINK E. GUYY
today i smell funny in a way
dont get close to me
i stink o cant you see
i dont know if you can notice
but my hygiene(?) is the grosest
BRIDGISH THING*i swear i took a shower only about half an hour ago
my chemisty is out of whack
i still have some mud on my back
please teach me not to stink
i tell you that is what i think
MY FAVORITE THINGS RIPOFF*flowers and roses
are girls smells
those hoes is
to nice on the noses
o why o why o why?
hey you there with grease in your hair
tell me why you dont smell
or go to hell.
cheap rum is coming out of my pores
i smell like a fucking used up whore
dont get downwind from me
cause i might offend you see
flies are flocking towards my stench
like vultures on a carcapace
no cologne it is my own
i cant wait till i go home
get me out of this school
people call me a stinky fool
thats way uncool
CHOSE
it was 3 oclock and school was out
it was time to go
we all piled in my little car and headed for the show
we drove around okc to find someone who knows
tulsa they said so i replied i guess thats where well go
CHORUS*a ninety mile drive at 110
if we get there well be ok
passing cars as if standing still
going to a show of that we surely will
our parents thought that we were staying at each others place
i hope that they dont mind me lying straight into their face
my dads gonna beat my ass while my little sister grins
for all of the other shit ive done this is just a minor sin
I know not what i do
believe me its true
i just want to see a show
if i were to do what you said and ask you
you would only said no
WASTED MIND
walk the streets, complete your task
dont be afraid remove your mask
drag your feet make steps so short
have it made get out of court
hide your heat and test your cool
show everyone your no fool
a dealers trade, its a new mix
authorities raid, there goes your fix
CHORUS*stand up take charge
dont sell your soul
your debts arent large if so pay whole
stay at home the classic waste
brilliant mind but a rotten taste
thought of life, left burned out
left behind a silent shout
legs are there but feet are cold
and what youll find is bathed in gold
a tradegy occured today
lost in time forever today
GOOD TIMING HOSHIZAKI
theres a lit corner path,
a fork in the road
all that he knows he dosent know
the silences outdoors have become more and more
come on in it is your
CHORUS*lucky night you can do it right
Its ok you dont have to fight tonight
you make it through the obsurable night
why are you so uptight? go!
shes says lets go have some fun
ill show you, just how its done
thats alright man im ok tonight i donw wanna end up in prison
alone at last like a kick in the ass
not too surprised that he knows it inside
if you wanna run and hide, then go for a ride
inspirations not too far behind
SIKFUK
hey man what the hell are you doing?
cant you see its undoubtley wrong
your 55 fucking years old
looking at a 16 year old in a thong
maybe they know that theyll pass the class
if they sag theyre pants and show off some ass
maybe they know your a pervert with no class
but the truth to me is that your just a
SIKFUK!
i saw it in your eyes
SIKFUK!
i watched your eye undress that girl
, you make me wanna hurl
cut the crap you stupid ass
those fishing schemes just arent what they seem
yes i know that theyre cute and i may do it too,
but the difference between me and you
is i am underrage
3KS
this is a 3 chord song
one that cant go wrong
me on strings and testes on toms
la la la l ala
we kicked matt out today
we told him that he was gay
after that he said hey hey
 la la lal allala
you dont go to moto
to get your photo
fuck me heres a solo
SOLO!
wrap it up and now its gone
this was our 3 chord song
i bet you we played it wrong
lalal al al lal
TIMES RUNNING OUT
i tried to sleep but im awake again
theres more noise coming from the kitchen
and my dads trying hard to get a 3some
with his wife and her kid sister
and ive got blisters on my hands and in my brain
i know itll never be the same
the day that i turn 18 and get the full blame
for all the stupid shit that i do
ill just blame it on you
what the hell would you do?
if you walked a mile in these shoes
size 12 shoes always lose
ALBINO SONG
i want to go outside today
and play all of the day away
but i cannot participate
in all the sunlit games you play
ill stay inside and rot may brain
with a plethora of video games
i dont care i am impaired to me its really all the same
ive got white hair ive got fair skin
the doc says lack of melanin
now my blood is mighty thin
and reality is setting in
have you seen a ghost? where have you been?
are you referring to the color of my skin?
yes i am dear buddy freind
no just keep the lights on dim
WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU LITTLE EWOK?
i am filled with rage
whenever i hear you say
anything and everything at all
you belong in a cage anyway
your only 3 1/2 feet tall
CHORUS*ignoramous always aimless
somewhat retarted
you just farted
here this is earth where humans we give birth
im sorry my dear, but your not wanted here
and its not me, but your stupidity
everyone agrees take a bath with a toaster please
MERRY PRANKSTERS
its the same thing day after day
go about your business in an ordinary way
no change its not different
you day just went to shit
theres ken with his hen
hes flying over the nest
lenny the rockstar thinks he is the best
no change, somewhat different
hallucinations are current
eat it
smoke it
snort it
shoot it
dont look back whoops now youve blew it
carry out and go get to it
3 good people 4 lost lives
crying at home, abandoned wives
go to the kitchen and grab yourself a knife
youre 1 inchfrom the mirror stick it in your eye
o great society dont depend on me
i wont give it up for free
u look at me with no mercy
where the fuck is your dignity?
WHO PUT PISS IN MY APPLE JUICE?
ive got an uncontrolable bladder
i think im getting fatter
i guess it dosent matter, anyway
ive got a cough that sounds like a walrus
you can feel it thru the floor
i dont know what is wrong with me
why did i take more?
and more, now im on the floor behind the door
*BREAKDOWN!!!! break-abreaka breakdown...
youve got a head that looks like a mop
always talking about your cock
a smell sometimes so terrible
you make it unbearable
to be in the same room with you
when you sneeze you dont even say achoo
achoos, fuck yous, etc...
GO HOME
too loud?
too fast?
power chords only blast
you wont hear it you wont care
you wont say it you wont share
hands in your pocket, ignite your shame
does your neighbor feel the same?
*FUCK!!! NO! NO! NO!!
LEAVE!! OUR SHOW SHOW SHOW!!
dont tell us weve got it wrong
you grew up listening to yuppie songs
dont bash the passion of our hearts
or the lack of care for the billboard charts
AMERICAN "DREAM"
dosent it suck
when youve got nothing to do
youve got no job no plans no need
your living the life of riley
no car no change one van
no longer on full bad girls bad drugs cant get a grasp on
on reality
*CHORUS someday ill go out, get myself a job
do what they tell me to do
well honestly i dont know what that is
i ask you do you?
it dosent suck
that i have nothing to do
ive got no job no plans no need
im living the life of reily
FUCK MOLLY RINGWALD
she cries in too many movies
cuz she dosent have any boobies
thats no excuse, you make me puke
you fucking drama queen
go get hooked on a feeling
your grandmother fell you up
you SUCK! you suck you suck you suck!
YET ANOTHER SAPPY LOVE SONG ABOUT A GIRL THAT DOSENT MEAN DICK
i wanna be the guy for you
wanna hold your hair back when you puke
i wanna sing for you and shit
while you kick some ass in the pit
wanna fuck my freinds up when they talk
wanna put the eggwhites in your mohawk
and if you scare my freinds then
youre alright with me
as long as i can watch you pee
and help you dye your hair green
want you to fuck me up when im a feind
wanna put the studs in your jacket
and when the cops come by i wanna have
a place to stash it
and when were hanging out you can tell my freinds
about my small penis and how soon it ends
i wanna be the guy for you
as long as i can watch you pee
and help you dye your hair green
technological advances
they say that its here to make it easy
what kind of ease is this? that dosent please me
fuck your computers, cell phones always crash
all this silicon valley trash
give me two cups and a cord
and ill talk to my neighbor just fine
all you whacked out gadget nerds
are all so unmistakenly blind
i spend my day fighting thru the mess
of dropped cellular calls
and internet firewalls
i swear to god if it happens again
ill fucking put a bullet right thru your head
they rob our money and they rob our time
im going to move away far away
to a desolate place where ill do just fine
TIMES FAST
im edgy im wired im not too inspired
i was drunk, not that sober
i woke up fell over
took 3 pills no pain killed
now im sketching out.
you little girls you bug me
shut the fuck up dont hug me
quit your bitchin
quit your whinin
i dont care if your cryin
im a mess maybe stressed
whacked out and cracked out
youre so punk rock?
well yeah hum on my cock
TRENDY BASTARDS!!!
no, no more drinkin
thats what im thinkin
no, no more drinkin
my drinkning days might be done