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LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SP! UNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
BASED ON A TRUE
STORY
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack
was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone
did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack
away everytime she had a chance to.
One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.Ashley
heard everything....what movie, What movie theatre and what time. Ashley
approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat
right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss....not
only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do
you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell
yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing
around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley
wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her
mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because
she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read:
My dearest Jack,
I watched you at the movie and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would
do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just
like Jesus died for us.
Always with you,
Ashley
Please foward this to more than 15 people or Ashley will haunt you
and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
Thankyou.
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**In loving Memory of Ashley Halagey**
What ashley did to one person who did not send this.......
One girl was looking through her e-mail and she deleted this message thinking
it was another silly forward...the next day she was found dead in her bed.
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