Follow These Rules To Become King Like Conker

1. Always Drink your Milk

2. Listen To Your Parents

3.Always have Ducttape in your pocket

4.Don't touch alchol, especially Beer!

5.If you see cavemen bash their heads in

6.Always be equiped with a frying pan

7.Don't piss in the bar

8.Keep your fur on at all times

9.Watch out for Poo

10. Don't Look At Furry Magazines

Now Take that Crown and Conker Some Kingdom