Here it is: The differences between the Conker game and the Conker in the Sonic Underground Universe. Conker's BFD Differences: There will be differences between the original game and the Sonic Underground 2 fic. Here the are, and don't kill me: Characters: Conker: Originally-A normal drunk squirrel who happened to take part in a bad fur day and uses game-like tactics to try to get home. SU2-Conker used to live in Willow Woods until Robotnik took over & captured his father. He knew Tails, and decides to live with the SU & Tails' family. A month later, he got drunk and with the others, took part in the Bad Fur Day. Berri: Originally-A ditz blonde who scolds Conker and gets kidnapped, plus does nothing else besides hang around with Don until near the end of the game. SU2-Latest Freedom Fighter and tries to help out on the SU, plus scolds on Conker whenever he meets another woman. Batula: Originally-A fat glutton vampire squirrel who only likes to hang around drinking the blood of victims. SU2-A vampire that has fallen in love with a white bat named Rouge and a great sword fighter, fighting a rival named Nack. Don Weazo: Originally-Doesn't do much except orders people around and only kills the ones that fail. SU2-A big shot leader of the bounty hunters and has the hots for Nack's sister, Nic. He plays a very important role in the series. Professor: Originally-A crazy professor who wants the Panther King & squirrels destroyed. SU2-A lonely professor who helps out Nack occassionally, and is secretly Nack's grandfather. Panther King: Originally-A dumb king who has a bad tummy-ache and only bosses people around. SU2-Same thing, except he was involved in trying to kill Aleena with the Professor, plus Nack is his main enemy. Prologue: Originally-Conker narrated the whole story on how he became king. SU2-Aleena (and sometimes Nack) narrated the whole story of the Bad Fur Day (but Nack starts from his early years). Originally-Conker never met anyone else and got drunk while walking off on his own towards Birdy's place. SU2-The SU try to stop him, and Conker walked off, leaving his medallion behind. He meets Nack, loses consciousness, and is thrown by Nack to Birdy's place. Originally-The only scene that took place was the Panther King getting angry with the table after the milk falls SU2-The Panther King gets angry with the table after the milk falls, thanks to Nack. Then Nack & Dingo head to Mobitransylvania to save Rouge (who didn't look like she needed saving) from Count Batula while Dingo explained his story about how he believed in vampires. Hungover: Originally-Conker learned about the "Press B" Context Sensetive from Birdy SU2-Conker learned about the Context Sensetive when he gets an idea from Birdy Originally-The Gargoyle tosses Conker the first time, then Conker learns about using something while "pressing B" as he tries to get the key, then Conker makes the gargoyle laugh so hard that it falls and dies, and finally Conker blows up the rock that blocked the path. SU2-Conker meets the gargoyle but doesn't get tossed, then uses Tails' mother's frying pan which made the gargoyle laugh so hard that it falls and dies, then meets up with Nack & Dingo, and finally Nack blows up the rock though Conker got too close and gets killed. Originally-Before Conker meets the Reaper, he has to get himself killed in some way. SU2-Conker meets the Reaper, thank to Nack blowing him up. (The dialogue with meeting Gregg is still the same) Windy: Originally-The Wasps stole the hive from Mrs. Bee and asks Conker for help. Conker gets the hive back to her, then finally gets awarded with talking money. SU2-The SU (minus Manic, plus Tails & Conker) meet the Queen Bee and her son, Charmy. They explain why they were looking for Aleena, and help them get the hive back. They then get awarded with talking money, much to disappoint Sonia. Originally-Nothing else took place during that time, except the Professor plotting against the Panther King. SU2-Nack meets Lupe, Sleet's cousin. They get Rouge tied up cause they think Rouge is still hypnotized. Lupe, with Vector, Sleet, Nic, Espio and Mighty (before the three became Chaotix) join Nack on going to the Panther King's castle. Originally-Berri getting captured was suppose to take place later on, after Conker fought the GMP. SU2-While Sonic and the crew helped Charmy (plus let him join), Berri, Manic, and Tails' parents are captured by the bounty hunters while Amy tries to find help. Amy finds the castle, but is captured by the Panther King's guards. Originally-Birdy gives Conker the manual, telling him to "Press B". Conker uses a slingshot from his pocket to get rid of the beetles. SU2-Conker gets the manual, being told by Birdy to get an idea. Conker uses Charmy's slingshot to get rid of the beetles. Barn Boys: Originally-Ze Professor talked to himself, trying to solve the table problem. Then laughs evilly while remembering his Tediz. SU2-Ze Professor tries to plot against the Panther King as Nack comes over. Originally-Two blocks tell Conker to get rid of Marvin cause he stinks, the squirrel gets three cheese and Marvin explodes. SU2-Sonia & Charmy meet Marvin, get him towards a big pile of cheese, and made the mouse explode after eating too much. Originally-Conker finds many haystacks and Franky, and avoids getting pinched by him, then he leaves after the pitchfork tries to hang himself before the giant haystack comes. SU2-Sonia meets Franky, gets pinched by him, and tries to find a way to get Franky down all while screaming her head off from a giant haystack. Originally-Conker tries to reveal the sunflower's breast while getting many tickly bees. SU2-Charmy & Mallow gather the bee colony to help impress his dad about the sunflower. Originally-Conker frees Franky with the knives and helps him defeat the haystack the first time. They then fall into the pit and once more fight the haybot. Conker then cuts the wires before he is electricuted. SU2-Marvin's mother frees Franky and (with Sonia & the bees' help) they defeat the haystack the first time. Then Franky, Sonia, and Charmy fall into the pit and fight the haybot once more. Charmy with Sonia (Franky just chickened out) flew upward towards Mrs. Mouse's hand. Originally-Conker has to jump towards the big plank, in order to get money. Conker then leaves for the poo shack. SU2-Sonia & Charmy (with a new medallion) sing a song to Marvin's mom. They then hear her tale of what had happened during the "Milk Wars". The three then decide to take a tunnel, hoping it would lead to Sonic. Windy Part 2: Originally-This part took place after Barn Boys. Ze Professor only told the king about what to use for the table. SU2- This took place before the Haybot Wars. Ze Professor & Nack (in diguise) tricks the Panther King, busts Knuckles & Amy out, and get two of the emeralds out while Amy, Lupe, and Knuckles gain medallions. They also find out a little about GUN & Genkai Hawkins as they also find one of the guards a traitor. Originally-Conker has to go through the whole Poo thing and get the cows to poop. SU2-Tails flies Sonic & Conker towards the bull ring and get the cows to poop. (though Tails was disgusted) Originally-Conker had to role one poo at a time. SU2-Tails, Sonic, and Conker each had a ball of poo and did their own chores with it. Bats Tower: Originally-Conker meets the catfish, then he is told that he needs to 'wind the dogfish up', and swims to an empty hole, where he meets Carl/Quentin. SU2-Nack & the bounty hunters (plus Amy & Knuckles) meet the catfish. Vector swims towards the opening, and meets Carl/Quentin as Sleet, Knuckles, and Nack follow. Originally-Conker had to fry some bats while going towards the lever. SU2-There were no bats when Nack was going towards the lever to open the other door. But when the door was opened, the four destroyed the spiked imps. Originally-Conker had to get the password and swim (without any preparations) to find the money. SU2-The hunters try to fight off the spiked imps in the vault while Vector, Nack, Knuckles, and Sleet swam to get towards the money and the next emerald. Originally-Many imps charge at Conker while he's drunk. He then pees at each of them. SU2-After Mighty used his strength to bust the door open (with some dynamite too), the hunters use squirt guns at them. Originally-There was a Brass Boiler that was powered up by the fire imps, and was being hit in the groin. SU2-Metal Sonic is activated, destroys the two imps, and joins the bounty hunters in order to find Sonic. Originally-Conker gets the dogfish to chase him, making sure that each catfish is killed by the dogfish. SU2-The hunters (mostly Nack) literally throw the fish for being bitches to them. Sloprano: Originally-Conker had to bring some Sweet Corn to the giant monster before it sang & tried to throw poo at Conker. SU2-Conker, Sonic, and Tails try to fight the giant monster, using only what Tails brought (toilet paper). (The singing dialogue is the same) Originally-At that point, Berri gets kidnapped. SU2-Berri was captured earlier with Manic & Tails' parents. They now wake up to find out that they're no longer in the village, but the Rock Solid. Originally-Conker lies to the guard (Mitch) and whistles for his money back. SU2-This same sequence happens, but also Mitch accidentally touch Nic's breast (before finding out that it wasn't Nack). Uga Bugga: Originally-When Conker came to the world of dinosaurs, he had to push the rock creature to the opening, hatch an egg to sacrifice the baby dinosaur, sneeze the dragon god, get a disguise, and make sure he got into the Rock Solid. SU2-The only thing Nack & the others did before the Rock Solid thing were Sonic fighting Metal, Mighty busting up the rock guard, Nack getting the next emerald from the Dragon God statue and (with Metal Sonic's help) get rid of the Ugas. All this while the King's guards & Aleena followed them inside. Originally-Conker had to pee on the rock creatures to get Berri to escape. SU2-Vector destroys the radio that keeps repeating the Rock Solid theme. Aleena (with Sonia, Charmy, and Nic) sing a song, and Charmy at the end of the song plays a drum solo, making the cage Manic, Berri, and Tails' parents were in turn into complete rubble. Originally-Don was getting a massage from Berri and hits Red for not doing his job with a bat. He then forces Conker to carry a bomb to the dragon god statue. SU2-While Rouge escapes to Batula's castle, the SU, Chaotix, & Bounty Hunters encounter Don and threatens both Nack & the bounty hunters. He then orders Nack & Conker to get rid of the sacrificing environment. Originally-Conker had to get the lit bomb to the statue less than 2 minutes, then he had to escape the molten lava. SU2-Nack & Conker take the bomb to a sacrificing ritual, light it, and (with the SU, Metal, Chaotix, and Bounty Hunters) escape from the lava. Originally-Conker's money was stolen by a group of mugs. He races them to get his money back while wacking them with his frying pan. SU2-Same thing happens to Conker, except Manic's loot was stolen as of the emeralds. The three then race the Ugas on the board, which looked exactly like Manic's. Conker, Manic, & Nack race the Ugas while the others followed. Conker gets rid of the first one & gets Manic's money back. Nack fires at the next two, and gets the rest of the loot back for them. Originally-Conker's board was destroyed when he reaches the colloseum. Then Fangy is summoned and Conker hypnotizes the dinosaur. The two then get rid of every single Uga that came in their way. SU2-The boards weren't destroyed since they knew how to operate them. Fangy is summoned and Nack recognizes him as his long lost friend. Nack tries to talk him out, and the dinosaur remembers his old friend from long ago. Fangy then offers Nack & Sleet a ride. Originally-Bugga tries to clobber Conker & Fangy, but Bugga is bitten three times in the groin and then up his ass. His secret is out as everyone laughs. Conker then says goodbye to Fangy and meets up with Jugga, only to be turned away from her since she's too big. He then leaves the dinosaur area. SU2-Bugga tries to catch Knuckles while Vector cuts his loincloth. Fangy then bites his ass and Bugga's secret is out. He runs away, crying as Conker & Don argue about who gets the dame. Nack says a tearful goodbye to his dino friend since he can't find a way to bring him. He leaves Fangy under Jugga's care. Later on, Rouge is inside the Count's mansion and Nack senses danger when Rouge & Batula kiss. It's War: Originally-The Sarge drafting the squirrels, including Conker was suppose to take place after Spooky. SU2-The Sarge drafts only Sonic, Manic, Sleet, Dingo, and even Amy to the army while Sally's group & Nack's group go to both Weaselopolis Castle & Batula's castle. Originally-Conker had to power up the electricity from the eels, then take the two imps with dynamite to the wrecked airplane. Then get suckerpunched by Sarge Rico. SU2-Sonic, Manic, Sleet, Dingo, Amy, and Rodent listen to Rico's plan. Then Rico tells his son, Rodent, to go into the other room. It was a trap for him, and Manic gets an idea using the dynamite he stole from Don. The dynamite blasts the planes apart, and the five are suckerpunched by Rico. Originally-Everyone, but Conker dies as they head to the Tediz Base. Conker then gets weapons & uses then on Tediz. He then enters a hospital & fights Doctor Tediz. He then accidentally shocks one of the squirrels. SU2-Sonic & Crew take the soldiers safely away from their ship as other ships & some soldiers are destroyed. Rodent is with them too, and splits up from Rico's army. All this while Nic, Knuckles, Vector, and Don enter the base & are captured. Originally-Conker saved his old friend, Rodent's life from being shot by the Tediz. Rodent helps Conker until they reach the Tank Room. Conker then heads to the Tower and continues to slaughter the Tediz. SU2-The four are thrown in the cell where citizens and two soldiers (Flying Frog & St Simian) were in. Vector spins his emerald as it glows. Vector gains a rapper's medallion as Knuckles gets an idea. With Don's help, Knuckles, Vector, and Nic tried to rap their way out of their cell. The two Tediz barge in the cell as everyone else hears a fuse lit & ducks. The wall is destroyed and they escape with Sonic's Group. Originally-Conker finds a girl, and destroys the subs. Rodent tells Conker not to take her as she is really an experiment. The two fight her off, and then just as the experiment is destroyed, the tank explodes. Rodent looks dead as a time bomb is set to destroy the base. SU2-The SU, soldiers, and citizens find a girl, but Sleet saw it as a trap. The girl's an experiment and brings out three tanks, one for each group. As they fight, Sonic gets in one of the tank gun and is fired, spinning towards the experiment. The girl's really a robot made by Robotnik and tells them that the bomb is set, just before Amy hammers its head to pieces. Originally-Conker had to dodge everything to get out of the base less than five minutes. He is then told by Rico about what's happening. As the base explodes, Rodent is flying towards the windmill, which kills the Queen Bee. After Conker gets out of the army, Rodent tells Conker that it was an honor working with him and leaves as Conker heads towards the shortcut to the bank. SU2-The SU, soldiers, and citizens head towards the remaining ship as Nic, Don, Knuckles, and Vector head to the Marvelous Queen (which was captured by the Tediz). They escape the island as Rico chats with Amy & Sleet about the whole war. As that happens, the base explodes as Rodent's sent flying towards the windmill, which kills the sunflower & Charmy's parents. After that, Batula & his vampire bats show up as they take just about everyone, except Nic, Sleet (who Dingo gave his cross to), Knuckles, Vector, and Amy. Charmy, Mimi, and Saffron join them later on in Mobitransylvania. Spooky: Originally-We find out Conker was the only one related to the Count as Batula turns him into a bat. SU2-While Metal Sonic's being upgraded and Nack gets a new wardrobe (looking like Neo) (plus the fact that the Tediz were all stolen), Robotnik is seen in Windy. The guards go with Nack & Metal as the Professor goes his own way. While that's happening, we find out Sally and Conker are both heirs of the Acorn Family & the Count as Batula turns almost everyone (except Tails, Rosemary, and Nic) into vampires. Originally-Before the War, Conker meets with Gregg, and is told to kill the zombies. He kills them, then heads straight for the Count's castle. SU2-Nack, the weasel guards, and Metal try to fight off the zombies. Nic, the Chaotix, bees, and Don show up to help out. They then head straight for the hills where Rouge is dancing with Batula. Originally-Batula only hung around while Conker got him the villagers. Then dies when falling into the grinder. SU2-As Aleena, Marvin, Marvin's mom, & the Professor (who is found out as the Weasel King) are captured by Robotnik, Nack fights Batula to reclaim Rouge while freeing the ones turned into a vampire. The two duel near the grinder room, and then just as they were about to finish each other off, a bomb underneath them explodes. Nack hangs on for life while holding the Count as he confesses that Batula himself is a great opponent & rival. The Count's grip is loose and is about to fall to his doom as a glow from his medallion fills the room & is gone. Originally-Conker had to fight zombies & bats in order to get out. Then he has to ride a barrel to get back to Windy. SU2-The SU, Chaotix, Bounty Hunters, and the victims of Batula leave the mansion as Nack says his farewell. Little do they know that Batula's alive, and with not only the Oracle, but also Andrix & Deliah (Nack's parents). Heist: Originally-Conker meets up with Don and is told about robbing the bank with Berri in cool suits. SU2-Conker agrees to help the SU on the condition that he & Berri get good suits. Originally-Most of the scene with Conker & Berri is mostly ripped from the Matrix. SU2-Some parts are ripped from the Matrix while the Weasel Freedom Fighters help Nack, Nic, Berri, Rouge, and Conker. As that happened, the Chaotix, and most of the SU & Bounty Hunters are captured. Originally-Conker & Berri get in the vault, and then realize they were tricked after getting the millions. Don gets his pay from the Panther King, then shoots Berri with his tommygun. Then, as soon as the Professor & alien come, Don immediately leaves before hearing the weasel's plan. SU2-They find Aleena & the Professor, and realize they were tricked. Weston, Nic's old boyfriend dies as Don gets paid, and shoots Berri. Then he is ordered to shoot Nack, but Nack asks him to remember the past with him on it. He then turns against Robotnik & the Panther King. Robotnik shoots at Nack, but Rouge takes the shot instead. Nack confesses he loves her, they kiss, and Rouge apparently dies. Then they fight while the bodies with Saffron, Mimi, and the weasel guards (Mitch & Josh) get out of the vault before it launches. The alien comes out after Sonic cuts the Panther King's stomach open. Originally-Conker fights the alien while everything is sucked into space. He tosses out the alien three times, but it still comes after him. But the game freezes, then he tells the operator what to do, forgetting about Berri. When it goes on again, he slices the alien's head, killing it. SU2-After the SU free Aleena & the Professor, they head towards the space suits as the hole opens. But the Professor is sucked into space as Nack is eaten by the alien. Nack uses Chaos Control while Sonic helps the Professor. Knuckles chants the ancient spell, which turns the Council of 4 Super. They then fight the alien as Metal helps out. The Council then use the last of their power on Nack's upgraded sword. He slashes on the alien & Robotnik, killing them both. The ship lands and crashes onto the castle, destroying it. Originally-Conker is named King of All the Land. Everyone he met comes and greets him, although he is completely annoyed by it. SU2-Aleena and the others rebuild Weaselopolis to the proper state while the remaining Tediz with Scratch & Grounder awaken the robotic crocodile. While all that's happening, Don confesses to Nic he loves her as Conker apologizes to them both. Originally-Conker finishes the story saying he wanted to go home with Berri and have a bottle of beer. SU2-Nack finishes the story saying that he only wanted his parents, Batula, and Rouge, and also saying to everyone, 'The grass is always greener..." Julie Riley