I wanna enter. Why? Because I love Conker. CBFD is sheer brilliance and extremely innovative. I don't own the game but I always borrow it from my friend who got tired of it after like 2 weeks (He's crazy)

Ever since I saw the first screen shot of "mature" Conker (I was expecting the game to be cutesy) I knew Rareware had a hit in their hands. I waited for the game for months and months and then it was announced to be released March 5th (The day after my birthday)

When it came out I was broke. But then my friend told me that he bought the heavenly game. One week later he came over and we turned on the N64 and the that hilarious opening went on. I chuckled and waited for the main menu to come on and when it did, we played Multi.

We played Total War and I instantly fell on love with the game. I knew it was a must-have. I never got the game sadly but that was because I always was borrowing it from my friend. I would really like to have my own copy of the game so I can stop living off my friend.

One thing I like about Conker is his personality. He'a a drunken sex addict thats a squirrel. That is why the game is so funny. The most unexpected happens when you least expected it. Even from the most unlikely characters. Thats the true essence of the game. Experiencing the unexpected.

I bet game developers had always wanted to something like this but they had been to afraid to make such a game. But a brilliant company such as Rareware wasn't afraid about what other people would think and went ahead. This is why I would like to win the contest.

I hope I do.

Thank You and Goodbye.

Twizz11

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Why I like Conker.

I remember when I first heard of CBFD.. I didn't know what the hell it was, I kept thinking Conker? Bad Fur Day? Eh? I never looked into it though But then.. While I was watching TV.. I saw it! The CBFD Commercial. I have never seen such a great ad. I showed everything the game was about, swearing, violence, Er... poop, and furry creatures of absolute doooom~.

Let me just say this.. I have played alot of Grand Theft Auto, alot of Gore and Horror games, in fact, one of my favorite downright crazy as hell games is Whacked for the Xbox.. But nothing could ever best the enjoyment I have received from CBFD.. The riding of the Bull(Into the... Er.. Pooping.. Cows), the singing Poop monster, Playing the War Chapter, and many other chapters. The game was challengne, crazy, and more importantly, great. My only problem with it was.. I never OWNED it.

You see.. I couldnt buy it, the whole unsuitable for Mature titled games you see.. I played Conker mainly at a friend's house. That too was good, for we played the Raptor, Deathmatch, War, and Beach Multi many a times. In Raptor we would frequently switch from Cavemen to Raptor and dominate either way. In Deathmatch, we had fun securing the turrent in the Bunker level. In War, we would play both modes often, our favorite would have to be the Capture the Flag Mode, nothing was more exciting than just stealing the AI's flag and dodging the turrent fire. In Beach, we were unstoppable, using a Turrent and Sniper Rifle Combo, we still did well when it was us dodging the fire also.

My point is.. Conker is, and always will be, the greatest game I have ever had the privilage to play, and I only wish I could continue to.. You see, my friend sold his game to a pawnshop when he needed money.. Damn him. I could have bought it off him, as they say in CBFD, "I am not a squirrel." (Yeah, that made no sense but that part was funny.) I didn't say all I wanted to say, but I think you get the general idea, don't want to take up too much of your time.

All I got left to say is, Thank you for reading my entry and, well, I hope I win so I can finally own CBFD. Er.. One more thing, you can ignore all my ranting about not owning it, I was reading what I got so far and the "not owning" sounds pathetic.. x_x

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Thank you for taking the time to read my entry.

- Atomsk

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THREE WORDS DESCRIBE CONKER: HE KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is unstoppable and has an endless ammount of trash talk and attitude! without old

Conker,the earth would suck extremely bad. If anyone disses Conker, they're a complete stupid fool who knows nothing about British squirrels that cuss. Conker is DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Conker! Conker! Conker! Conker!

Now for my story: The wrath of Captain Tediz

When conker was on his way home to the castle from the bar one night, he heard rustling in the bushes and got a bit nervous. he sped up a bit and he kept hearing rustling, snapping branches, and raspy breathing. He suddenly recognized that kind of breathing and said " All right come on out you stupid Tediz, you cant hide from me! " All of the sudden, a huge tank burst forth from the bushes along with three Tediz carrying bayonets. Conker pulled out his machine guns and starting blasting the shite out of them and realized they had bulleytproof vests like Rodents. " Okay,I give up. " Suddenly, a huge giganticly buff and strong Tediz came forward and grabbed Conker by the throat. Conker squeezed out some words, " Who... the... hell... are... you?" T

he Tediz dropped him and and said in excellent english, " Im' the Captain of the Tediz. you killed off my race, except for me and my three comrades here, and our technician. We've had to make more of us by capturing and getting your female squirrels but, We also have someone who seems to know you extremely well. She said her name was Berri or something. she lost a lot of blood and had lots of bullets in her." "WHAT?!?! BERRI'S ALIVE?!?! you let her go you asshole!" The Captain laughed and signaled his men to knock out Conker. Conker then grabbed one of them and threw him in tank barrel. he then started running and hid in the bar. The Bartender asked "what's the matter?

You seem like you've just seen a Tediz." "Look for yourself" said one of the soldierslooking out the window that was staying the night. suddenly the squrrel yelled " FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!" everyone ducked and there was a huge explosion. Conker then grabbed his guns, loaded them with piercing bullets and fired like a crazy maniac. "DIE YOU MOTHERF@$!ERS!" Tediz from everywhere started dropping like flys when suddenly, Captain said, "Hold your fire!" He had berri in one arm and a gun and the other. No wait, his arm was the gun! "Surrender or your girlfriend dies!" Suddenly, Gregg came out of nowhere behind captain and raised his scythe. "My watch says you're suppose to die in 3...2...1...time up!" as the Captain's head went flying. The Tediz then rose thier hands in defeat and lowered their weapons. Berri ran over and kissed Conker and said, "Thank you for saving me Conker." "No problem, now lets go home and have some quality time' together."

"where's my token of appreciation here?" Gregg said. Berri walked over and kissed him on the forehead which made him go bright red. "Now that's better. *looks at watch* bloody hell is that the time? See ya all later. I have some souls to torture."when every thing was cleaned up, the tediz arrested, and everyone went home, the Captain was put in a grave. suddenly, there was some movement in the grave. A hand bursted through the earth and the sound of a nursery rhyme came on "One, Two, Captain's coming for you, Three, Four, better bar the door, Five, Six, he's dangerous, Seven, Eight, grab your D5K's (machine guns) Nine, Ten, he's back again."

sincerely, Captain Tediz

Drawings By Captain Tediz

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Drawing by Chris

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