None of theses are fake, I won't post any names or emails, but here's some funny questions

I have been asked over the past year.

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Funny Emails From Conker Fans

WHEN IS CONKERZ COMING OUT TO THESA GAMECUBESZ??????

Jarrod's Reply:Conkerz? What's that? No No Gamecubesz LOL

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Hi can you tell me when Conkers is coming to PS2! I must no now! You must reply within 15 minutes or else!

Jarrod's Reply: Wow your very demanding, nope Conkers is not coming out on PS2. Sorry Charlie

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WHEN DOES CONKS COM OUT ON TEH XBOX????

Jarrod's Reply: Let's see look on the updates...

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Hey Who ever runs this place,

Can you send me all the Conker songs, the game, and can you also tell me Chris Seavor's email. I must speak with him, I'm a huge fan. Oh and I also want to be on the staff section on Conker's Crib.

Jarrod's Reply: Nope sorry I'm not Santa Clause, you'll have to ask someone else.

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I BET YOUR THE CONKER CREATOR SECRETLY MAKING THIS WEBSIGHT!! I KNOW YOU ARE I AM PSYCHIC!

Jarrod's Reply: Is my name Chris Seavor? Nope it's not, you must have lost your psychic abilities.

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More funny Crib Mail to come.....