Sing With The Great Mighty Poo

Meee Meee Meee

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I’M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COME FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT?

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’LL SURVIVE IN HERE? YOU DON’T SEEM TO KNOW WHICH CREEK YOU’RE IN SWEET CORN IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT THROUGH MY REAR HOW D’YOU THINK I KEEP THIS LOVELY GRIN?

NOW I’M REALLY GETTING RATHER MAD YOU’RE LIKE A NIGGLY TICKLY SHITTY LITTLE TAG NUT WHEN I’VE KNOCKED YOU OUT WITH ALL MY BAB I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HEAD AND RAM IT UP MY BUTT

Conker: YOUR BUTT

MY BUTT

Conker: YOUR BUTT

THAT’S RIGHT MY BUTT

Conker: ERRR

MY BUT Conker: ERRR

MY BUUUUUUUT

OH YOUR CURSED SQUIRREL LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE I'M FLUSING, I'M FLUSHING OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT A GOOD LITTLE SQUIRREL LIKE YOU WOULD DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL CLAGINESS OH, I'M GOING, I'M GOING

Conker: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BOWEL MOVEMENT

Composed by Robin Beanland

Lyrics by Robin Beanland

Performed by Chris Marlow

Thanks To Rarextreme For GMP Song Playing

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