Velcome to My Laboratory

You'll hear ze secrets of my Past!

I'm guite a genius! I can combine chemicals and crap!

I use to be King until that stupid Panther took over my throne, then the $#@%ing Squirrels blow me legs off! God #@$! I hate those $#@! Now I am kriple!!

That $#!@ Panther King always used awhole roll of duct tape on me too! Stupid $%&*#@ I hate his arse!

Now I'm his loyal servant, all I do is fetch his milk and solve his %$#!ing problems.

I put something special once in his milk, that vill change him into Heinrich ze alien. He will be my loyal biotch! Ah yes I am one crazy $#@!er!

He's was ze host of my experiment! HE HEE HEE OOOH

I also created ze Tediz my creation zhat would kill the Panther King. Stupid red squirrel killed them all.

He even managed to kill my Little Girl too! That $#!@er!

I then wrote my book called "Rodents Of Ze World"

I've lived in my hover chair ever since I lost my legs!

I use to look so damn good back in the day. I was one cool $#@!er! I looked alot like that German dude! I was ze Commander back in the Old War! I was the $#@!ing best there was! Now I'm nothing but shite!

It's hard to get out now though when nature calls. I never seem to make it to ze toliet.

Everything had gone great according to my plans!

Then I forgot all about ze stupid air lock in space.

I made a shite of my self again, then flew away into hyper space!

I may be dead now, but I vill be back in ze next adventure of Conker.