History of My Site
July 18, 2002
fired other half of spirit worforce
wondered if people think these are arbitrary dates or not
loudly screamed "SCREW IT!!!" and decide to just write an e-mail telling everyone to go to my website
July 10, 2002
fired half of the spirit workforce
hired priest to cleanse hard drive
STILL did not get laid
July 07, 2002
decided upon and implemented preliminary designs
brought pages to "standard" for Perl generation
regretted nothing
July 06, 2002
went into hiding
July 01, 2002
wished that a "FF0000" colored single size Helvetica font could be readable on "000000"
thought of ideas for homepage
did not get laid
June 29, 2002
took time off to celebrate birthday
celebrated birthday alone in a cold, dark, smelly room
sang "happy birthday to me" until hoarse
June 25, 2002
surfed around a bit and looked at other homepages in order to steal ideas
figured out no one else has any idea what they're doing either
June 22, 2002
sent out a big "finger" to everyone who pointed out mispelings. Have you ever tried using a spellchecker on raw HTML code? No? Well, FUCK YOU then!
June 21, 2002
AGAIN wished that someone would decide to PAY me to do this
June 13, 2002
went to sleep for a week
June 12, 2002
summoned several spirits to help finish programming. Spirits rudely refused.
June 10, 2002
toyed briefly with the idea of changing the color scheme from "white and black" to "pink and baby-blue"
June 05, 2002
temporarily re-gained sanity long enough to go mad again
June 04, 2002
went mad
June 03, 2002
decided to learn HTML
decided HTML is the Devil
sold soul to Devil to learn HTML
June 02, 2002
remembered homepage while watching Seinfeld re-runs
May 09, 2002
forgot I had a homepage
May 06, 2002
sporadically decided to make a homepage
