navigation. -lm index -about me -mi familia -bf 4ever -crap for u -archives clique crap.     > > > Would you run? > > > Imagine this happening to you. > > > > > > * > > > > > > One Sunday morning during service, > > > a 2,000 member congregation was > > > surprised to see two men enter, > > > both covered from head to toe in black > > > and carrying submachine guns. > > > One of the men proclaimed,"Anyone > > > willing to take a bullet for Christ > > > remain where you are." > > > > > > * > > > > > > Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, > > > > > > > > > and most of the congregation fled. > > > Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20. > > > > > > * > > > > > > The man who had spoken took off his hood, > > > looked at the preacher and said > > > "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all > > > the hypocrites. Now you may begin > > > your service. Have a nice day!" > > > And the two men turned and walked out. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Too deep not to pass on... > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how simple it is for people to > > > trash God ... and then wonder why the > > > world is in the condition it is today.. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how we believe what the > > > newspapers say, but question > > > what the Bible says. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how everyone wants to go to > > > heaven provided they do not have to believe, > > > think, say, or do anything the Bible says. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny or is it scary? > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how someone can say > > > "I believe in God" but still follow Satan > > > (who, by the way, also "believes"in God). > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' > > > through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, > > > but when you start sending messages > > > regarding the Lord, people think twice > > > about sharing. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and > > > obscene pass freely through cyberspace, > > > but the public discussion of Jesus is > > > suppressed in the school and work place. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can > > > be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, > > > but be an invisible Christian > > > the rest of the week. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Are you laughing? > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how when you go to forward this > > > message, you will not send it to many on > > > your address list because you're not sure > > > what they believe, or what they will > > > think of you for sending it to them. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Funny how I can be more worried about > > > what other people think of me than what > > > God thinks of me. > > > > > > * > > > > > > Are you thinking? > > > Will you share this with people you care about? > > > Or not? > > > > > > * > > > > > > I picked you~ > > > > > > My instructions were to send this to people > > > that I wanted God to bless and I picked you. -rewind