The Revealing "Truth" About Alix's Dad

I use the word truth, very loosely

Right, well heres the story of Alix's Dad. You all probably know this story (those who don't are in minority!).
Well we were at Jo's party, and Alix (who wasn't in a particularly sober state of mind) informed a couple of people that "her dad screwed another man" as she so delicately put it. This infact isn't true at all and Alix's is the biggest fucking liar, but anyway its funny.