Disney's Orange Abuseing Legacy by Pepper
Disney: The Evil Arm Of Satan! is an orange abuseing corperation of, as they say in Invader Zim, DOOOM!. Armed with a vision of said DOOOM! they planned a huge, fantastic, money makeing Magic Kingdom and related thempark complex that was to be known as Disney World. Ah yes! The dream of children who sleep eat and breath Disney. The idyllic utopia of pre-teens who dream of becomeing Mulan or Cinderella or Aurora of Sleeping Beauty fame. But at what cost did this Frankenstine like creation come? A terrible, terrible one.
The first thing Disney did was purchase land in Florida, America's state notorious for sun, sea and fantastic vactations. But no marshy bayou did they convert to their cement wonderland-- oh no! They bought and razed acres upon acres of orange groves. The unsuspecting oranges felt safe and protected, still at home in their groves, still safley nestled in the bosom of their mother tree branches. But then The Evil Arm Of Satan touched the groves, felled them heartlessly, rapeing and pillageing the land like the barbarians they cast as villians in their beloved films. Alas and alack! Nothing more can be said for this massacre in the heart of the orange's first, last and only haven. Nothing more can be said...save a small prayer for the orangy goodness lost in those black black days. Take a moment of silence. Reflect. Consider the true level of woe and misery this story reflects. Please, take this to heart and revolutionize the world!