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Like any criminal, the Orange Abusers of the world have left incriminating trails proving their own evil and wrongness. The links below were created by parties independent of P.A.O.A!, they were created by dastardly abusers. If you find any evidence against the abusers as you wander through the world, go to the Path of Vengeance section to see about submissions. The Story Of Florida Orange Juice -- "This web page describes, with pictures, how Florida oranges are harvested and processed into 100% pure Florida orange juice," the main page gleefully announces. This simple description tells no lies. This is truly the work of a proud Orange Abuser. The Physics of Orange Juice -- Orange Abusers of Space! Somehow the idea of people experimenting on orange juice in a lab so that the orange blood can be taken by astronauts into space for consumption makes me think of the Sith Lords from Star Wars. Darth Vader likes his orange juice PULPY!! Never mind. This site has nothing to do with Darth Vader or Star Wars. It's basically a bunch of nerds talking about space and orange juice and how the two don't mix. Worlds Largest Glass of Orange Juice -- I don't know if I should be scared or what... Florida Citrus Land For Kids -- I'm so sickened by this page...these Orange Abusers (I can't think of a worse thing to call them...) are brainwashing CHILDREN, I repeat, INNOCENT CHILDREN, into becoming orange abusers. People blame teen violence of violent video games and Marilyn Manson. Has no one considered that they have been drinking the BLOOD of ORANGES? Apparently not because we still have school shootings and terrorism. Brittney Spears' Unwashed Orange Juice Glass Draws Fans... -- This is so wrong on so many levels. It's just so damn wrong... Orange
Juicers -- Torture devices on sale to the masses. And touting the health benefits of using this instruments of death on oranges no less! I'm beginning to feel ill.
The Other PAOA -- This is a severly inferior site by the Pineapples Association of America (actually, their acronym should be PAA). The page is rife with grammatical and spelling errors, unprofessional looking, and isn't entertaining in the least. They don't seem to have a Higher Cause, either. Sure you can love pineapples, but can you hug them? Have you ever tried picking up one? Those suckers hurt! At least you can hug an orange...who could ever get close to one of those prickly bastards?
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