Schmendrick the Magician

The animated film "The Last Unicorn" was shown to me recently by my two good friends Emily and Darilyn. At first, I was thinking, "Okay, 1982 grainy animation, an annyoing horse with a horn and a fairly good soundtrack, so what?" But I was so incredibly wrong. For me, Schmendrick makes the movie.

Maybe he is a bearer, maybe he is a dwelling, maybe he is a messenger, but I would know him even if I was blind. (You'll have to see the movie to get this joke.) The guy is the ultimate geek-who-gets-the-girl (or a girl, and Molly isn't too bad. She's less annoying than the Unicorn anyway, and her singing voice couldn't be worse than hers). A good guy through and through and incredibly pure of heart even though he starts out with the bad guys.

In other news, the live action version of The Last Unicorn that is set to be released in 2004 has finally cast Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Schmendrick. A lot of people are bent out of shape about it, but I think he'll be awesome. Maybe I'm just easily pleased...


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Quotes

"Be rary of wousing a rizard's wrath - rousing a rizard's - Be wary of making a magician angry!"

"It is very rare that a person is taken for what they truly are."

"Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back."

Molly: You don't care about her, you don't care about anyone! All you care about is whether or not you'll be a great wizard.
Shmendrick: Well, I wish I didn't care! By God, I wish I didn't care about anything but my magic, but I do!

Molly: you have to do something!
Shmendrick: What do I do? Do you think the Red Bull likes card tricks?

“He had me juggling tea cups for him. Tea cups with real tea in them!”

“Oh My God, I'm engaged to a Douglas Fir.”


Links
Just a few of the fantastic Last Unicorn sites out there...

The Last Unicorn movie site - Did you know that the movie is being remade for release in 2004? I did! Go here!

A Fansite that looks better than the official site... not that it's hard to do.

The Glen - Cute site.

3rd Last Unicorn Site - Probably the best site I've seen. The most information, links and pictures. Worth a look, anyways.