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Welcome to my site which I write from my room here at Crazed Nut Home For The Criminally Insane.

Living in a communal assylum has taught me many valuable lessons, such as the importance of toilet paper in a communal environment, (nothing worse than a smelly inmate!), one time I tried to wipe my arse with broken glass as there was nothing else to use, cut my rear end up pretty bad, got rid of my piles though, every cloud has a silver lining! Anyway, I digest, or digress or whatever the bloody word is! I simply wated to say hello, have fun and and please leave a comment in the guest book, I enjoy nothing more than reading the thought of a free man, in his home, his comfy chairs. Fooling around with his wife. Eating bloody chinese food while I`m stuck in this fucking shit hole getting fed through a tube on my arm and having my jacksie examined everytime I leave the fucking kitchen to ensure that I`ve not shoved a bloody bread knife up there to kill one of the fucking arseholes in the next bloody room at bedtime. Which I might add is 7 fucking 30, that`s the bloody afternoon! I want to stay up and watch the news at fucking 10!

AHHHHHHHHHH.....That`s good sedatives...

Soooo, have fun, I`ll have to go watch the Telletubbies now............