DR KLAW: Interview by teleview - from behind. He's not letting anyone see that face!
Cobra Commander: So Doctor, what's your main aim in life?
Dr. Klaw: To eliminate Inspector Gadget and be filthy, filthy
rich.
CC: Can you give just a teensy weensy hint at what you
look like?
Klaw: Now that would be telling wouldn't it? (Laughs his sexy laugh) I like to
keep the mystery.
CC: Well I can't say I blame you there. Pretty please?
Klaw: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
CC: You got yourself a deal.
(The exchange takes place -
which unfortunately to both parties objections we cannot show you - sorry)
CC: Whoo!
Klaw: Cool.
CC: Gotta say, I love the voice. Love your haunted castle style house too!
Klaw: Thanks on both counts. God the castle at a great
price. Yes, a deep growing voice has a
nice ring to it - yours isn't bas either.
CC: Thanks. Why do you hate Gadget
so much?
Klaw: That bastard ruined my life! I hate him, his dog, his chief and his goody
goody niece, though I hate Gadget more.
I'll get the bugger one of these days!
CC: Good luck.
Now tell me about MadCat.
MadCat: Mreeeow.
Klaw: Shut up! He
asked me (Thump) Ahh, I found him in a garbage heap when he was a kitten, Call me a softie, the mangy moggie.
(Whispers) he knows I'll never really hurt him.
CC: Well thanks, Doctor and good luck in your quest.
Klaw: As to you.
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TANYA THE WHITE TIGRESS: SUB EDITOR AND COMPILER OF
COBRA MAGAZINE
Cobra Commander: Hi Tannie babes!
Tanya the White
Tigress: Hi, CC!
CC: So tell the readers how you got your nickname.
Tigress: I was in
a tiger mood at the time, juts finished watching a documentary on them. That Tigatron from Transformers: Beast
Wars, what a babe! Grrrr! Yummo!
CC: Great So you like workin' for Cobra Magazine?
Tigress: Of course. Hey I helped with the zine didn't I? And
heaps of ideas! It's great for
creativity - and I agree with Steven that the Yo Joes ate a bunch of hormone
driven slag heads. Wish they'd learn to
be individual!
CC: You took the
words out of my mouth.
Tigress: Musta been while you were kissin' me. I know what this guy looks like, but I can't tell!
Oo, gotta go, babe! Hades' invited me
to dinner and a night out.
CC: I'm jealous.
Tigress: I'm free Friday.
CC: You're on, baby cakes.
Tigress: Cool, Babe. I'm comin, Hades, Darlin. Oo, I'm a sucker for baddies! Mind you some
goodies aren't bad - Optimus Prime's a sexy babe, but this place, it's bad guy
central! Whoo hoo!
