PORN MAGAZINE
-Every Little Boy Looks At One
-Every Man Has Gotten Off To One
-Even Little Kids Like Them
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-Hell I've Gotten Off To The Same Pic
-Once or Twice(bassist/backup: LIAR! WHAT ABOUT PAM ANN?)
-Ain't Airbrush Nice
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-They Never Abandon You...
-On Lonely NIghts
-When You Get In Fights
-Soon As Mom And Dad Turn Out The Lights
-Never Have To Worry About..
-DICK LICE
-Or
-Syph-a-LICE(spelt to rhyme with LICE)
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-Greater Bond Between Father And Son
-Even Jesus Probably Had One
-The Bible Is The Original One
-LETS ALL GET HORNY WITH PORN MAGAZINES
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Chorus:
-So Ya Know
-Let's All Go
-Down To The Market
-And Buy Some
-PORN MAGAZINES
-PORN MAGAZINES
-PORN MAGAZINES

Written By: A. Miller This song is dedicated to any guy who's ever had to defend watching or looking at porn to his girlfriend or any female for that matter.


THE POLITICAL ANTHEM
i get bad vibes from having an oil tycoon-
run america-
he focuses support everywhere but where it's needed-
as america's economy falls-
bush's pockets swell-
every oil field we take in iraq-
is another million in his pocket-
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this democracy has fucked us all-
wait i take that back-
this democracy has fucked anyone that has a opinion-
i feel sorry for all of you fucking drones-
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we have all of our celeberities running for governor of california-
that just means that plastic surgery will be a little more common-
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our democracy is so great yet our country keeps sliding closer and closer into another depression-
pretty soon the markets will crash-
and maybe even the y2k bug will finally attack-
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i don't want no more wannabes running this country-
id rather have clinton getting his dick sucked-
then to have this new elven eared jackass run the country-
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hes finally finished his fathers business-
so now what-
is he going to try and take on france-
they were the smart ones-
they didn't want no beef with the terrorists-
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why can't america stay out of everyone else's business-
why does it matter to the u.s. what seddam and his boys do to their own people-
so what if he gassed some kurds-
they probably needed it-
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the almighty president of the u.s. of a-
has found out his sources were wrong-
they got peeps from the cia playing patsy-
for a stupid ass texan-
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so what if you don't agree with my opinion-
who are you-
does it really matter in the long run-
let me think-
nope not at all-
get used to my opinion though-
you're not going to be able to get away from it-
because the punks are rising up-
were going to take over and get rid of all of you aritocrats-
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Democracy-
more like hypocrisy-
why can't bush speak english-
does anyone really understand him-
i didn't think so-
now you regret electing gore don't you-
now look at all the innocent iraqis you've all killed-
i hope it haunts you at night-
Written by A. Miller This song is aimed dirctly at president George W. Bush. It also deals with the fact that our country is obsessed with pop culture.



NON-CORPIRATES
Corporations ruin towns-
They take away from small businesses-
The owners steal and cheat-
To get your lower prices-
As they capitalize over everything in sight-
They see small businesses as employment opportunities-
The people don't want them any more-
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We don't want pirates in the business world-
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Some pump out fucking chemicals-
Some will rob you dry-
Now it's time to take a stand-
To stop the business terrorists-
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Non-Corpirates-
Non-corpirates-
Non-corpirates-
Written by J. Huntington. This song compares the major corporations of today to the pirates that sailed the seas. It is a song filled with great hate towards tht fact that these businesses come in and monopolize the whole town.





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