If you've ever, like, wanted to get rid of your grody regular name and, like, see what your name would have been if you totally had been, like, famous in the 80s - then, like, you've totally come to the right place! Just decide which gender you are (I know it's like, totally mondo difficult to do that in the 80s) and, like, click the button!!! Unlike Sting and Madonna, though, you will, like TOTALLY get two names - fer sure! AWESOME!!!