1. On the dance floor...

I like to grind!
Dance floor? Isn't this a metal quiz?
I've got two left feet!
I can slow dance with the best of them!
I will only pogo, I do not "dance!"
I'd be busy spiking the punch!
I'll sweep you off your feet, baby!
I cut a rug!

2. For a midnight snack, I tend to grab:

I never make it, I always trip on the nightstand.
Nothing - I need my beauty sleep and I'm watching my figure.
A bottle of Jack and a needle.
Leftovers.
Midnight snack? The party just started!
As much as I want - and I never gain weight!
Whomever is there!
A bologna sandwich.

3. If I found a $100 bill lying on the ground, I would:

That's pocket change! I wouldn't touch the filthy thing!
Pocket it - I need all the help I can get!
Party!
Buy me some new rockin' boots!
Turn it in right away - someone may be looking for it!
Keep it, and put it in my emergency fund.
Keep it, but wish there had been more.
Buy a hooker.

4. On a rainy day, stuck at home, I...

fix the flooded basment.
get drunk.
have sex.
get drunk and have sex.
get drunk and have sex in the rain.
work on my hair and write a love poem.
read a good book.
go play in the rain and mud, then write a song about it.

5. If I were a vehicle, I'd be:

A Yugo!
Anything fast!
A pickup trunk with a Calvin pissing sticker on the back window!
A Harley!
A private plane!
A stretch limo with a jacuzzi in the back!
A van with a velvet interior and a mattress in the back!
Jet skiis

6. The cartoon character most like me is:
Bugs Bunny
Papa Smurf
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Betty Boop
Bart Simpson
Tom from Tom & Jerry
Either Pinky or The Brain
Mighty Mouse

7. You can usually find me...
riding the wind, baby!
where trouble is, and occasionally having a fit to cause trouble.
at a strip club.
at a better strip club.
writing songs.
in my mansion, of course.
making a living, whatever it takes.
in the emergency room.

8. If I couldn't be a musician, I'd be:
a doctor!
homeless!
ok. "Success" is my middle name!
a poet!
a mechanic!
a pimp!
dead!
trying to be a musician!

I stole this from The Random Thing Quiz, who took the code from The Daria Quiz, who took the code from the heepoo who took it from the Resolution Quiz who took it from the beetle quiz.