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Story time with Jennifer NOTE:none of these were edited one bit or spell checked LOL Original pranksteR says: One day my pig friend wennt to this bakery store to buy a muffine,and the lady in the bakery said,i don't sell to pigs get ur fat ass outa here,so the pig burst into tears,and,then he walked away,and he peed,on the girl,and,then,he went to the grocery store,because he really really wanted this muffine right, and then he walks into the store,and is confronted by a big green cabbage,he spends hour talking to the cabbage and soon the became best friends despite the pigs efforts to devour the cabbage,so then...later on he and cabbage go fishing,by the sewer,the decided they wanted to have fish for dinner, the pig was so cuaght up with his new cabbage friend that he lost total interest ain the muffine and even forgot about the bakers heartless remarks which otherwise would scarred his poor piggy heart,so they catch a whole bucket of fish (the cabbage will only eat meat because well he is a vegtable himself and does not believe in canabalism",so they eat their fish for dinner and have a jooly night,the pig wasno longer sad
Nitfit Da Nitwit says: LOL!!
Nitfit Da Nitwit says: jenn stop im laughin too hard!
Original pranksteR says: he decided to let the cabbage stay the night because the cabbage would otherwise have to 49 iles to get home in the dark rainy night,so he put cabbage by the radatoor,so he would be nice and warm,next morning piggy wiggy woke up and found cabbage dead!!!!!!!,BUT,then he freaks because he now has a dead cabbage in his house...SO he decideds to burry him in a near by carrot patch,this way he will never be sespected!,as he is walking he tries to hide his depiring emothions so no one will become suspicious,he arrives at carrot patch and then he meets this carrot, not just ne carrot,a beautiful carrot girl,he instantly falls in love with carrot,and forgets about the cabbage,he drops him (cabbage) and he shatters into a 100000000 peices,neway piggy and carrot get married,and have carrot pig children,they live happily ever after,except for their children because they become victims of bullying from the other "pure breed" children,and carrot was picked up a farmer and later devoured that night a supper.piggy was again alone and sad,then he gets a strange craqving for a muffine
Original pranksteR says: JESSSIE
Original pranksteR says: READ MY STORY
Original pranksteR says: about carrot piggy and cabbage
THE END

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then...along came the spider that fell outa jessie's ass...and the big yellow cat...decided to have a snack Jenn says: well.... Jenn says: (the big yellow cat ate the spider that came outa ur ass after you put it back together) Jenn says: and it was rencardnated Jenn says: as...bobby2 Jenn says: the sequial Jenn says: ok i got an IDEA...alright here i go...lets play I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE Jenn says: SOMTHING THAT IS Jenn says: oh i give up Jenn says: hey man...I have to leave thee bee Jenn says: soo see yeee thee Jenn says: later Jenn says: crap it Jenn says: muther tarresa Jenn says: youu are my HERO Jenn says: ya....! Jenn says: lala Jenn says: BYE